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vittoloveschocolate
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November 3, 2010 8:37am UTC

u know why it'z super hard
to draw a perfect heart ♥?
cuz l♥ve is never perfect.

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 26, 2010 7:35am UTC

why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?
he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
so lame that it's funny(:

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 25, 2010 4:22am UTC

GIRLS, KNOCK IT OFF.

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 25, 2010 3:30am UTC

boys who wear purple are so cute.

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 25, 2010 3:27am UTC

*everyone sits down*
gorf: ... i farted.

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 23, 2010 6:17am UTC

there's something strange about that giant pink bunny...

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 22, 2010 7:21am UTC

grandpa: you know what moorpark is spelled backwards?
kid: what?
grandpa: kraproom
fav if you loved valentine's day <3

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 21, 2010 7:49am UTC

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 21, 2010 7:27am UTC

today, i went up to this random girl at break, and said "HI. CAN I TOUCH UR HAIR?"
guess who got to touch the awesomest-looking hair ever today? ME!!

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vittoloveschocolate
posted a quote
September 21, 2010 7:18am UTC

we are going to be the generation of old people in the nursing home
with major arthritis in our thumbs from texting so much,
deafness from all that loud music,
near blindness from looking at tv, computer, and cell phone screens,
and really short attention spans from not focusing during a forty minute class period without thinking about him.
not my quote, but i really liked it so here (:

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vittoloveschocolate
posted a quote
September 21, 2010 6:47am UTC

a best friend is someone who yells "i love you" in the school hallway, not caring if everyone thinks she's lesbian, just caring that you hear her, everytime.

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September 21, 2010 6:41am UTC

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 21, 2010 6:30am UTC

i ALWAYS forget to click the category when i post a quote ;)
fav if you do too.

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 21, 2010 6:24am UTC

Love hurts, boys lie, friends cry, people die, parents yell, you always try, you're never good enough and you don't know why.

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 21, 2010 6:20am UTC

SHIGELLA <3
rotflmfao.

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 21, 2010 6:19am UTC

i LOVE ryan higa <3
nigahiga #1 fan (;

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 21, 2010 6:14am UTC

i wish they would put a "remember me" button so that you wouldn't have to sign in each time you check witty.

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 21, 2010 6:13am UTC

i HATE homework.
fav if u do too (:

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vittoloveschocolate
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September 20, 2010 7:25am UTC

boy: you guys talk about relationships all the time.
my friend: no that's not true!
boy: yeah. you talk about them 24/7
me: no!! we talk about them 17/7. the other 7 hours we're sleeping.
hehe i love my friends (;

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vittoloveschocolate
posted a quote
September 20, 2010 7:22am UTC

ROYGBIV
hey... what happened to brown?

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