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vanzandtans

1. vanzandtans
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   October 8, 2011 3:09pm UTC
   apprantly im on a 'sl@g list'
   right now i wanna curl up and die.
   
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2. vanzandtans
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   October 8, 2011 9:32am UTC
   TUMBLR LINKS?
   FOLLOW MEEE
   Amyoliviakey.tumblr
   
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3. vanzandtans
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   September 27, 2011 2:16pm UTC
   your mum.
   
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4. vanzandtans
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   September 26, 2011 12:08pm UTC
   'YOU NEED ME MAN I DONT NEED YOU.'88
   
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5. vanzandtans
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   September 24, 2011 5:11am UTC
   I POOED MY PANTS, CAN I GET INTO YOUS?>:)
   
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6. vanzandtans
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   September 23, 2011 1:43pm UTC
   Holding your cat in the air whilst singing songs from The Lion King
   
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7. vanzandtans
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   September 21, 2011 2:10pm UTC
   ‎So he's 18 and you're 14? That's not dating. That's called babysitting.
   
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8. vanzandtans
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   September 21, 2011 1:35pm UTC
   'You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.'
   
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9. vanzandtans
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   September 20, 2011 1:23pm UTC
   Everybody has that friend who just can't whisper... <3
   
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10. vanzandtans
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    September 20, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    95% Of teenagers are talked into doing drugs. Fave if You like Turtles
    
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11. vanzandtans
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    September 19, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    Face your problems
    Dont facebook them.
    
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12. vanzandtans
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    September 17, 2011 5:42am UTC
    ‎Getting caught in those "Its not what it looks like" moments.
    
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13. vanzandtans
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    September 17, 2011 3:50am UTC
    can i f*ck your daughter?
    WHAT?!?!
    I said i can i have a glass of water..
    -.-
    
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14. vanzandtans
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    September 17, 2011 3:42am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. vanzandtans
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    September 16, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    YOU TWO FACED HOE.
    
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16. vanzandtans
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    September 16, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    Forgetting what you were talking about when a sexy person walks by.
    
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17. vanzandtans
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    September 16, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    Sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do Nothing
    
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18. vanzandtans
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    September 13, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    confession 5; i LOVEEE sims 3!:)
    
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19. vanzandtans
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    September 13, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    confession 4; i am ADDICTED to white kinder bueno;o
    
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20. vanzandtans
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    September 13, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    confession 3; i have serious family problems.
    
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