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1. vanilla12231
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   April 1, 2012 4:36pm UTC
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   that made my day :)
   
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2. vanilla12231
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   March 31, 2012 6:28pm UTC
   An officer asked me today :
   " Where were you between four and six??"
   And i said:
   "Kindergarden"
   
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3. vanilla12231
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   March 31, 2012 6:07pm UTC
   Tommorow, IM GOING TO THE JUNOS!!! = SO FREAKING EXCITED!!
   
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4. vanilla12231
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   March 28, 2012 7:17pm UTC
   Jenna Marbles quote #2:
   I drink everytime people act btchy. aaaaand i'm drunk.
   
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5. vanilla12231
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   March 28, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   Jenna Marbles quote #1:
   When my swear jar is full, i'm gonna buy a motherfcking puppy ;)
   
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6. vanilla12231
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   March 28, 2012 1:56am UTC
   OOOH!! Who's that sexy beast? Oh. I clicked on my own profile again...
   
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7. vanilla12231
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   March 28, 2012 1:20am UTC
   Dear homework,
   you are not attractive, so i 'm not doing you .
   Sincerely,
   everyone.
   
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8. vanilla12231
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   March 28, 2012 12:59am UTC
   Last week in class:
   Mr. Connor *screaming* : SILENCE!!!
   Me *whispering to my BFF* : not again.
   Mr.Connor: Why do i hear talking?
   Me: Because you have ears, duh.
   * i got sent to the principal's office*
   ------------------------------------------------
   This week in class:
   Mr.Connor *to me* : Sienna, you failed the test.
   Me: Mr.Connor, you failed to educate.
   Guess who saw the principal again!
   
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9. vanilla12231
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   March 28, 2012 12:21am UTC
   DUDE! I just poured my friggin heart out to you and your like, "oh lol". Hope you get hit by a bus & i'll be like, "oh lol" -__-
   
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10. vanilla12231
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    March 27, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    S.T.F.U: [S]top [T]hat
    [F]lying [U]nicorn ;)
    
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11. vanilla12231
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    March 27, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Math homework:
    (^_^) + (^_^) = <3
    
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12. vanilla12231
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    March 27, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Aww, i think my middle finger likes you! ------>>> t(-_- )
    
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13. vanilla12231
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    March 27, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    pulling up your blanket
    & accidentaly punching
    yourself in the face.
    -__-
    
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14. vanilla12231
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    March 27, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    Don' t you just hate it when you're almost done your bowl of cereal & the last ones are just like: "catch me if you can, idiot!!!!!"
    
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