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valentineunicorn

1. valentineunicorn
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 6:19pm UTC
   ♥ Fave this
   for the soldier daddieshopefully
   They can Come home for christmas ♥
   
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2. valentineunicorn
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   December 20, 2011 6:10pm UTC
   Hey, Idiot iloveyou nmf
   vvalentineunicorn was here(;
   
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3. valentineunicorn
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   December 20, 2011 5:54pm UTC
   Where
   in humpty dumpty did it say he was an egg?
   
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4. valentineunicorn
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   December 20, 2011 5:51pm UTC
   trying to get over someone you never dated.
   
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5. valentineunicorn
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   December 20, 2011 5:46pm UTC
   Person: Did you cut your hair?
   Me: No, I dyed the ends invisible.nmf
   
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6. valentineunicorn
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   December 19, 2011 7:22pm UTC
   So today,My little brother: "What is Victoria's secret?"Me: "It's a store for bras and underwear and stuff for girls"My little brother: "No, but like what IS Victoria's secret? Is it about a boy she likes? I bet her secret is she's a man"Gotta love little kids♥
   
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7. valentineunicorn
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   December 19, 2011 3:48pm UTC
   Dear Victoria,What IS your secret anyway?
   
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8. valentineunicorn
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   December 18, 2011 3:21pm UTC
   valentineunicorn was here;) I am so sick of Playing this game. either you love me, or you don't.
   Hazard To Myself: Pink RaeIsAwesome
   
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9. valentineunicorn
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   December 17, 2011 6:10pm UTC
   That awkward moment when Santa Claus and your parents have the same wrapping paper
   
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10. valentineunicorn
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    December 17, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    On December 16thI was diagnosed with skin cancer.Yes, that was yesturday I'm not asking for faves,or comments,I just need sympathy.Because to be honest I am scared to death.I just need to know someone is praying for me♥
    
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11. valentineunicorn
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    December 16, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter I asked for your love, NOT your lies.
    
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12. valentineunicorn
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    December 16, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter EVERYONE DIES. but not everyone lives♥
    
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13. valentineunicorn
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    December 16, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter I saw a quote that said,"For every fave I will go a day without bullying anyone." And I thought, Shouldn't you STOP bullying completely?What kind of people are on witty nowadays?
    
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14. valentineunicorn
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    December 16, 2011 9:40pm UTC
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    December 16, 2011 9:38pm UTC
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16. valentineunicorn
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    December 15, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    THE AWKWARDMOMENT That you read an awkwardmoment quote and then it happens awkwardly in an awkward moment in your awkwardmoment making your awkward life more awkward. Then, just when you think nothing can get more awkward, the moment gets more awkward and you're almost dying from all the awkwardness. nmf nmq
    
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17. valentineunicorn
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    December 15, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter That awkward moment when you accidently call your teacher "Mom"
    
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18. valentineunicorn
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    December 14, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter I'm the cliff-jumping friend your mom warns you about
    
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19. valentineunicorn
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    December 14, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter That awkward moment when you choke and die on a life saver
    
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20. valentineunicorn
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    December 14, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl;
    who only asks if I can have somethingif I can't find it myself♥
    
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