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  1. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    All about me
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies
    [x] I love jeans
    [] Dogs are better than cats
    [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
    [] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [x] I own a car racing game
    [x] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
    [x] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
    [x] I owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega
    [] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
    [] I have watched sports on tv
    [x] Gory movies are cool
    [] I go to my dad for advice
    [x] I hate drama
    [ ] I own like a trillion baseball caps
    [ ] You used to collect hockey cards
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
    [x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
    [x] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
    [x] Sports are fun
    [x] I talk with food in my mouth
    [] I sleep with my socks on at night
    [] I have fished at least once
    2. My girl side
    [x] I love to shop
    [x] I wear eyeliner
    [x] I wear the color pink
    [] I go to my mom to talk
    [x] I consider cheerleading a sport
    [] I hate wearing the color black
    [x] I like going to the mall
    [] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
    [x] I like wearing jewelry
    [] I cried watching/reading the notebook
    [ ] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
    [ ] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
    [] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
    [] I am/was in gymnastics
    [x] It takes me around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
    [x] I smile a lot more than I should
    [ ] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
    [x] I care about what I look like
    [] I like wearing dresses when I can
    [x] I like wearing high heel shoes
    [x] I used to play with dolls as little kid
    [] I like putting make-up on others
    [] I like being the star of everything
    3. Appearance
    [x] I am shorter than 5′5″
    [x] I have many scars
    [x ] I tan easily
    [] I wish my hair was a different color
    [ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
    [ ] I have a tattoo
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
    [] I’ve had/have braces
    [x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
    [] I have more than two piercings
    [ ] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears
    4. Experiences
    [] I’ve gotten lost in my city
    [x ] I’ve seen a shooting star
    [x] I’ve wished on a shooting star
    [] I’ve seen a meteor shower
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
    [] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    [] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
    [] I’ve been to a casino
    [x] I always get mistaken as much older than I actually am
    [ ] I’ve been skydiving
    [ ] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
    [ ] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    [ ] I’ve crashed a car
    [ ] I’ve been skiing
    [ ] I’ve been in a musical
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
    [x] I’ve seen the northern lights
    [ x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
    [x] I’ve played a prank on someone
    [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi
    [ ] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
    [ ] I’ve eaten sushi
    [ ] I’ve been snowboarding
    5 . Relationships
    [x] I’m single
    [] I’m in a relationship
    [] I’m engaged
    [] I’m married
    [x] I miss someone right now
    [x ] I've played with someones emotions on purpose before
    [ ] I’ve gotten divorced
    [ ] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
    [ ] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
    [ ] I’ve snuck out
    [x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game
    [ ] I’ve ran a red light
    [ ] I’ve witnessed a crime
    [] I’ve been in a fist fight
    [ ] I’ve been arrested
    7. Death and suicide
    [x] I’m afraid of dying
    [x] I hate funerals
    [x] I've thought about how I would die
    [x] I’ve seen someone/something dying
    [ ] I've had a near death experience
    [ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself
    8. Random/Love
    [x] I do sing...sometimes
    [ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
    [x] I open up to others easily
    [ ] My parents are divorced/seperated
    [x] I watch the news
    [x] I don’t kill bugs
    [x] I sing in the shower
    [ ] I am a morning person
    [x] Ive been abused
    [x] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
    [ ] I am a sports fanatic
    [x] I twirl my hair
    [x] I care about grammar
    [ ] I have “?”’s in my screen name
    [ ] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day
    [x] I bake well
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
    [ ] I would wear pajamas to school
    [ ] I like Martha Stewart
    [x] I know how to shoot a gun
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [x] I eat fast food weekly
    [ ] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
    [x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
    [x] I am ticklish
    [] I love white chocolate
    [x] I bite my nails
    [x] I’m good at remembering faces
    [x] I’m good at remembering names
    [x] I’m good at remembering dates
    [] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

  2. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Has anyone noticed the newest quotes are numbered in like 5,000,000? Witty has so many quotes♥

  3. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Have you ever wonders what makes a song get stuck in your head?

  4. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    she tells everyone my secrets..

  5. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    People will talk about you
    People will hate you
    People will doubt every little thing you do
    People will critisize you
    People will do anything to make you misserable.
    Well those people,
    They don't know anything about you.
    They don't know who you really are.
    But then there's those people
    that know EVERYTHING about you,
    and those people are the only ones that matter

  6. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    You say you love them with all your heart when in reality all your heart does is pump blood to your body. The thing that controls love is your mind

  7. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Life lesson: BE YOURSELF♥

  8. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Those balloons you let go of outside when
    you were little to see where they would go?
    Once you couldn't see them they made it
    to heaven♥

  9. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Girls dream big
    and guys don't dream at all

  10. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    I've never had one of those boyfriends that
    liked me for me, not my body..
    doesn't want to get it in with me
    doesn't just use me
    told me he loved me and meant it
    could take me on a date
    I've had a LOT of boyfriends...but I don't think I'll ever find one that will be just mine

  11. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC
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  12. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Dear Teachers/Parents,
    When you tell us we act like 5 year olds, we don’t care because all we want to be is a kid again. When you tell us we can’t do it we’ll prove you wrong to show you we can. When you tell us to stop talking, we’ll talk more just to get on your nerves. When you’re mad and rude do you think we’re gonna be nice to you? No, that’s not how it works. When we’re running in the hallways, you yell “slow down!” To us that means “run faster and pretend you don’t hear me yelling!” We’re not different from you just because we’re younger than you… stop treating us like we have problems or like we’re stupid because if we treated you like that, we’d get yelled at. We aren’t adults, but we sure as hell aren’t babies.
    Sincerely,
    Every teenager alive

  13. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    Life without
    goals is like
    a race
    without a finish line
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  14. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    The only person
    that can hold back your dreams,
    is you

  15. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    Don't be AFRAID of what you don't know

  16. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    People only see what they are prepared to see

  17. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    If you can see things from others' points of view, you'll understand why they do the things they do.

  18. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Suicide.
    Yes maybe God put you on this earth for a reason...
    but maybe you have a better reason why you shouldn't be here

  19. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Used, again. Just another boy..another tally on the list..
    format by sandrasaurus

  20. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    EVERY time I start talking to
    him again,
    he always says after a few days that he was 'kidding' about the whole thing..

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