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taytaylor333
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February 17, 2012 12:29pm UTC

according to Greek mythology...
the first humans were created with:
4 arms
4 legs
4 eyes
2 noses
2 mouths.
Afraid of their power, Zeus split them in two, leaving them to find the other half of themselves. these people are called our
S O U L M A T E S
♥
n m q

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emma21
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December 4, 2011 3:47pm UTC

bacon
(n) the main reason you are not vegetarian

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kaila*
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 2:13pm UTC

Donkey: You are mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always puching me around, or pushing me away.
Shrek: Oh yeah?! Well, If I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
Donkey: Because that's what friends do. THEY FORGIVE EACHOTHER!
This is true friendship, if you ask me.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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November 22, 2011 4:05pm UTC

If you can make a girl laugh,
you can make her do anything. ♥
-MARILYN MONROE

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 11:47am UTC

nmf
I wasn't trying to kill myself.
But I knew if I went too deep, I wouldn't care.
-Demi Lovato

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 5:34pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
You used to tell me I was too loud.
So I picked up a silent hobby.
B l e e d i n g.

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KrystalKastles
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August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC

I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

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jerseyshorequotes
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 10:09am UTC

Jersey Shore Quote #11
Snooki: When people function in the morning this early, this isn't real life, i feel like it's a video game...

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 5:35pm UTC

F i r s t , w e w i l l m a k e s n o w a n g e l s f o r t w o h o u r s
t h e n , w e ' l l g o i c e s k a t i n g ,
a n d t h e n w e ' l l e a t a w ho l e r o w o f t o l l ho u se c o o k i e d o u g h a s f a s t a s w e c a n,
and then to finish ,we'll snuggle♥
- Buddy the elf♥
anyone else want someone like this in their lives?

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lexidanielle_xo
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 11:25pm UTC

dear mom,
i'm trying to fix our relationship before it's too late. i'm tired of fighting, arguing, disagreeing. i'm sick of getting attitude with you and making you feel bad, because it makes me feel bad. i know sometimes it seems like i don't love you, but i do. & i don't want to fight anymore.
i love you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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untameflame
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 12:17am UTC

Alright... Who Thinks Ronnie and Sam are getting back together? I give it six episodes before they smush..
Jersey Shore Love
nmf

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untameflame
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 12:46am UTC

jersey shore
RONRONJUICE
1.Stoli Vodka
2. Cranberry Juice
3. Watermelon Juice / Watermelon
4. Maraschino Cherries
5. Ice
6. BLEND!
7. Drink
8. Smush
nmf

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 1:34am UTC

Hakuna Matata (Voldemort's Version):;
avada kedavra!
what a wonderful phrase...
avada kedavra!
ain't no passing craze...
it means i'm killing,
mudbloods, goblins and slaaaves,
it's our problem freeeee
philosophyyyyyyy
avada kedavra!
♥

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jerseyshorequotes
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 9:04pm UTC

Jersey Shore Quote #1
Snookie: 'Normal people get embarassed. Me, I just get up, cover up my cuca, and i just start dancing again..

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jerseyshorequotes
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 10:17pm UTC

Jersey Shore Quote #2
Snookie: Crazy pants.... you're a crazy pants! (yelling to mike)

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jerseyshorequotes
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 11:19pm UTC

Jersey Shore Quote #3
Snookie: I think we could all keep doing Jersey Shore till we're ninety. Or until our livers give out..

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jerseyshorequotes
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November 5, 2011 11:20pm UTC

Jersey Shore Quote #4
Snooki's definition of a gorilla =
a man who's more into the gym, tanning, his muscles, & himself

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jerseyshorequotes
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November 5, 2011 11:22pm UTC

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Marie1388
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 9:47pm UTC

Don't you miss
When after a long car ride, you'd be asleep and get carried inside?
When you were on a playdate and your parents would show up, so you'd hide?
When staying up until 10:00 was the greatest thing in the world?
When you could run carelessly on the playground at school?
When the only drama was who took whose crayon?
When you played hide-and-seek at night until the monsters came out?
When all that mattered was having the prettiest dress not the shortest one?
When you and your best friend were actually inseperable?
When your family meant the world to you?
When you would listen to bedtime stories as you drifted off to sleep?
When you could stuff your face with ice cream and not have to care how much you ate?
When the only make-up you ever wore was for fun at sleepovers?
When the only time you ever wore high heels was during dress-up?
When the only type of parties you drank at were tea parties?
When all you worried about was what bow you would put in your hair tomorrow?
When you could cuddle up in someone's bed after having a bad dream?
When you were so popular in school if you had a 64 pack of crayons?
When Steve from Blue's Clues was your best friend?
When you couldn't wait to find out where Dora went next?
When the only smoke you smelled came from baking cookies with your grandma?
When you would say "ew!" when two people kissed in the movies?
When you couldn't sleep without your stuffed animal?
When you were just free as ever and nothing in the world really mattered?
When all you wanted to do was have fun?
When all you wanted to do was grow up?
When you were just so innocent and had no clue what you were in for?
When you were young?
When life was simple?
What happe ned?

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