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5. mostwouldbehappy
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   September 1, 2012 12:48pm UTC
   Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.
   
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8. Hale_Storm18
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   August 12, 2012 1:15pm UTC
   Me: I want a hot body
   Me: Does absolutely nothing to achieve this
   
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9. Niamhyyy
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   August 12, 2012 1:35pm UTC
   *parents are out*
   normal people:PARTY!
   *parents are out*
   me:*goes on witty*
   me:
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   me:*goes on witty*
   
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10. emily1534
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    August 7, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    If opposites attract
    then my next boyfriend is gonna be the hottest guy in the world.
    
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11. LiliBlackHeart
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    August 7, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    The fake laugh you do
    When you don't understand what somebody just said to you
    
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12. completeinhim
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    August 7, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. I_Dont_Know
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    August 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    YOLO backwards is OLOY,
    "Only Losers Obey Yolo"
    9gag FTW
    
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15. oursong
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    April 28, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    sometimes,
    when i'm really bored...
    i like to lay down
    on my kitchen floor
    and pretend i'm a crumb.
    nmf
    
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