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unicorn001
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:54pm UTC

Do you ever play that
"How many bites can i take of this apple before i accidentally eat the core because i don't wanna get another apple but i'm hungry so lets make the most of this" game or is that just me

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unicorn001
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 12:17am UTC

The awkward moment when a quotes layout is fancy like this and you think it's going to be something
inspirational, but it's actually just a quote talking about how i think you think this will be an inspirational quote??

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unicorn001
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 4:19pm UTC

"Yes I DO have a life!!"
I say as i suddenly start dying.

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unicorn001
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June 14, 2013 12:05pm UTC

I am that lady in Subway that holds the whole line up ordering 46 sandwiches.
Except I'm not ordering them for a party. No, this is just my lunch for today!

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unicorn001
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May 28, 2013 4:00pm UTC

It shouldn't be called the "90's Kids",
it should be called,
"the kids who remember the good Disney Channel".

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unicorn001
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 12:43pm UTC

Yesterday I was at a
party and I was sitting at a table and I accidentaly kicked my foot on the chair in front of me and it made a little "cling" noise. Well right after it made that noise some relative that I didn't know was like, "Bless you!"
Lol!

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unicorn001
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:26pm UTC

If I'm at school and I say I'm hungry
or tired, i'm really trying to say I'm bored.

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unicorn001
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Me every day:
"Okay, now i'm going on a diet. No chocolate, snacks, or anything unhealthy! Only vegetables and healthy foods.. starting now!"
~10 minutes later~
"OOOH PIZZA AND COKE"

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unicorn001
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Format chickittylover
My emotions every Monday:
no no no.

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unicorn001
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Me looking at any boy ever:
Hey i think i have a crush on you because for some reason I crush on every boy i see to some degree! (:

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unicorn001
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 8:08pm UTC

boys don't get the memo?
girls: i hate when guys sag!
boys: sag their pants to the ground
girls: i hate it when guys fight!
boys: beat everyone up in the hallways
girls: i hate it when guys swear too much!
guys: b***** give me your f****** homework to f***** copy the f***** off of
girls: i hate when guys say yolo and stuff like that!
boys: #YOLO SWAG ERR-DAYY

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unicorn001
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Grumpy Cat: Had a good day once
Grumpy cat: It was terrible

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unicorn001
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April 25, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Format chickittylover
friend: *takes out brownie*
me: can i have some please
friend: yeah NO
me: *gives sad puppy face*
friend: ughh fine *gives a piece*

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unicorn001
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 1:22pm UTC

the worst feeling
is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you
is when your food is gone.

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unicorn001
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Hello,
my name is Boxxy??!
^Anyone remember that from youtube? x]

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unicorn001
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 6:26pm UTC

How most of my texting sessions go.
Me: Hey!
Friend: Hey!!
Me: What's up?
*5 hours later*
Friend: Hi!
anyone else??

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unicorn001
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 6:17pm UTC

"I'm not like most girls."
-Most girls

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unicorn001
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April 6, 2013 2:33pm UTC

I'm totally in love with him but i don't know what to do because he likes someone else. :(

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unicorn001
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April 5, 2013 10:58pm UTC

I'm lost.

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unicorn001
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Unicorns aren't mythical creatures
They're horses dressed up in landshark costumes <3

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