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So I guess this is where I'm suppose to write a long text about me&life.
but I won't, I'm to lazy for that.

enjoy my quotes

undiscovered
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 2:45pm UTC

HELLO
My name is...
i know this one
its....ummm
nmf

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posted a quote
July 26, 2011 8:54pm UTC

FRIENDS ARE LIKE POTATOES
IF YOU EAT THEM, THEY DIE
♥ ♥ ♥

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posted a quote
July 24, 2011 2:26pm UTC

Best ever game as a child :
Make sure the balloon does not touch the floor

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posted a quote
July 19, 2011 9:41pm UTC

Dear Microwave,
Why is my plate hot and my food cold ?

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posted a quote
July 19, 2011 9:31pm UTC

A good friend would buy you a pregnancy test and support you as best they can,
But a best friend would buy you a pregnancy test and wait outside the bathroom door yelling:
'' NAME IT AFTER ME !!!''

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posted a quote
July 18, 2011 1:54pm UTC

''Hey dad, Can I go to a
50 cent concert ? ''
'' Yeah sure, here's a dollar, take your sister with you''

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posted a quote
July 18, 2011 1:24pm UTC

ONCE you start to dislike someone, Everything they do begins to annoy you

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posted a quote
July 18, 2011 12:58pm UTC

Dear Witty Girls,
just because one guy treated you wrong, doesn't mean they all will.
Sincerely, Stop hating on guys.

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posted a quote
July 14, 2011 8:55pm UTC

THE AWKWARD
MOMENT
when you tell a joke and no one laughs

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posted a quote
June 28, 2011 1:01pm UTC

click to see this quote

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posted a quote
June 26, 2011 6:42pm UTC

Dear Math;
Grow up and solve your own problems

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undiscovered
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 6:24pm UTC

If we're not suppose to have midnight snacks,
Why is there a light in the fridge ?

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undiscovered
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 6:13pm UTC

you only live once
but if you live it right , once is enough.

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posted a quote
June 25, 2011 8:17pm UTC

I'm bored
Therefor I shall eat
.

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undiscovered
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 7:19pm UTC

Dysenia;
finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning
ilwNMF

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undiscovered
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 4:23pm UTC

I LOst my number ,
can i have yours ?

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undiscovered
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 1:30pm UTC

I didn't hit you
I simply high - fived your face.

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posted a quote
June 6, 2011 5:06pm UTC

Anyone can get hit by a moving car,
but it takes skill to get hit by a parked car.

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posted a quote
June 6, 2011 4:53pm UTC

I like to run with scissors,
it makes me feel dangerous.

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posted a quote
June 5, 2011 9:11am UTC

I have a problem with low self-esteem
which is really ridiculous when you consider how amazing I am

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