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Hey, I'm Katelin and I love photography <3 
I have a website: katelingarlandphotography.com
It'd be super awesome if you checked it out (: <3 http://www.wix.com/kgarland/kgarlandphotography
  1. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2014 1:28am UTC
    •Sherlock •

  2. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2014 1:16am UTC
    Chapter 1
    Lisa always hated family gatherings. Perhaps it was the way that every human in the room pretended to know you and your undying past. Or it had to do with the fact that Lisa was one of those subtle teenagers that left her gum on her keyboard and held her place in a book with anything she could find next to her. The simplicity of her life always seemed to be disrupted as she sat around loud aunts and uncles that pinched children’s cheeks and asked Lisa what she wanted to do with her life. Being a sixteen year old with barely much thought into the future it was hard for her to answer them. Something with books is what she’s always thought, but who knows.
    “An editor.” Lisa would always answer and they’d make that annoying “oh” face, like her plan wasn’t really interesting to them but they pretended it was. Most of the time, especially around Christmas, Lisa felt like a speck of the dust on her great grandmother’s photo that just stood in the corner. Sometimes she’d sit next to the photo and smile at it as if her gram was still there, telling Lisa stories of how her and her great grandfather met.
    “He was tall, and so handsome.” She’d say with a school girl grin on her face. “He returned after the war, and I couldn’t let him go to waste, so I snatched him up.” She made a grabbing motion with her hands as she said "snatched" that made Lisa giggle. Her gram seemed so at ease and peaceful as she rocked back in forth, a silver threaded afghan across her frail legs. Lisa and her grandmother were both very much alike. They both hated family outings and receiving gifts. During Christmas gram would always tell her to help her up the stairs before gift time came around. “I don’t need to hear the screaming kids. Plus we can go play solitaire on my card table up there.”
    Those memories was something Lisa kept close to her heart. After gram died the rest of her family seemed to be like a herd of obnoxious penguins that Lisa could never really step around. Thank god Jack was usually with her to save her from the madness. But the tall blue eyed boy was nowhere to be found. She pulled out her phone with a sigh and texted:
    Hey, I know you’re too cool for family gatherings now, according to Zack, but this sort of sucks without you here.

  3. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Fight for what you believe in;
    strive for what you love.
    ¨°o.O O.o°¨

  4. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    That moment when...
    I go to the bathroom and
    see my cat, so I wave like
    the awkward child I am.

  5. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Katelin's advice of the day:
    If you like someone
    then be with them
    don't give two f*cks about
    what others think.
    Because special people dont come around too often and you just might miss them.

  6. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    I hate
    those girls who think
    because a guy breaks up with them
    that their lives are over.
    You dont need a guy to live. Seriously.

  7. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Chapter 3
    I brought the cup to my lips and let the warm liquid pour down my throat. It was sweet
    and it brought back a memory of which I've never had before; it was cold. What seemed
    to be white puffs filled the sky as I spun in what was an inch deep of it. Smiling. I was happy
    and someone called to me, had they known me? Another flash of a face, not like the
    face of the male I would always see, but it was a women. She was young and her
    prescience lit up the room once I stepped inside the sliding wooden door, "içmək" Drink.
    She said pointing to a silver can, the aroma filled my nose and made my taste buds water.
    I took a sip and then- nothing. The memory ended, with a sigh I opened my eyes to see Ella
    sitting in front of my with a smile on her face, it was contagious because I couldn't help
    but smile back. Looking at her she began to try and translate with her hands again. She
    spoke out loud as she made the movements with her hands, "What is your name?" Pointing
    to me she then struggled to comply with the rest of the phrase which caused her to show
    anxiety in her features. "They call me Ella." Hearing the word Ella sparked the thought, Was
    she asking what they called me? Like how they call the man Jeremy and her Ella? A smile
    spread across my face as I understood what the women had said.
    "Flora." I said with an accent that was different from Ella's when she said it. For some reason
    in her language it sounded better. Prettier in fact, like a flower which made her grin larger, as did
    Ella's. Suddenly I heard someone approach, someone behind me, which made me startled as
    my head swung around to see who had entered the room. It was not Jeremy this time, but another
    man, he looked at me for a moment and my eyes widened. The face. It was him, the boy from my
    dreams, the boy who I was supposed to know. But how? The hair the eyes, everything was the same,
    but something was missing. He stared at me like an intruder, like I had done something horribly
    wrong. Whereas the boy from my dream smiled to me and invited me to speak with him. In the
    dream he spoke the same language as me but now it was foreign, just like the others.
    "Who the hell is this mom?" He said angrily towards Ella which made me flinch away from the
    hard tone in his voice. He just stared at his mother for a response; he frightened me, would he hurt Ella?
    Should I protect her? But as soon as the thought had come to my head Ella touched my arm gently
    to sooth me. She could tell I had been affected negatively by the boy, looking at me she just smiled
    assuring me that nothing was wrong unlike the thoughts that were in my head. Directing her gaze
    back at the boy she gave him a stern look and shook her head.
    "Now Peter that is no way to treat a guest that has been invited here. You've scared her and its wrong of you to swear." Peter, I guess that’s what they call him, just rolled his eyes and stomped
    off his boots leaving muddy marks as he did so. I watched after him intently, had I upset him? The
    boy from my dream, was it just a dream? But how could I have seen his exact features without
    knowing him first? Looking back at Ella she could see the confusion on my face and stood up,
    "Come now Flora. I'll show you to your room." Walking over to me she just smiled taking my hand,
    though I had no idea where we were going or what she had just said I felt at peace. Like I could
    trust someone without second guessing myself.

  8. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    “Wait a minute! I just realized
    that was a conscious decision!
    You peed on my couch!„
    -Dr. Doofenshmirtz❤
    Phineas and Ferb (:
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Katelin's advice of the day:
    stop posting about your
    drug abuse on
    facebook, it doesnt
    make you cool.

  10. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Sometimes people can't
    see why you think a certain
    well that's their damn fault.❤

  11. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Now I see why you're
    friends, you're both mind
    f*cks together.

  12. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:47am UTC
    Chapter 2
    Once the bus stopped in a city called Hanna, Wyoming. I had found out that the
    women's name was Ella which only happened with many complications in communication,
    on both of our parts. Looking out the glaring window I vaguely saw the wildlife beyond. There
    weren’t many buildings, only a small town with little shops and what seemed to be a small
    movie theater. Ella grabbed the small bag that I owned and walked off the bus with me
    where she met a middle aged man and talked to him in words that I did not understand, but
    by the look on their faces they seemed to be arguing about something... me?
    "Hunny, you don't understand, she doesn't have a home and doesn't understand a word
    that you say to her. She needs help, our help, and being an emotional therapist I-" The man
    held his hand up with an angered look on his face which signaled Ella to stop speaking.
    "Jeremy..." Is that what they called the man? Like how I called the women I had just
    met Ella? The man sighed and just shook his head at what she had said to him.
    "I won’t be a part of your charity case again, remember what happened to the last
    girl you tried to help? You were emotionally scarred for months! You couldn't even
    get out of bed, don't even mention going to work during that period of time." Jeremy,
    what I interpreted the man’s name to be was now raising his voice and I could comprehend
    enough that my arrival in this town had frustrated him. "And what about the kids, do
    you want them to see you like that again?"
    All Ella could do was shake her head for a moment before answering Jeremy. "I
    know what that was like before, but I'm stronger now and I intend to look after this
    girl whether you're a part of this or not." Shoving past him Ella took my hand in hers
    and brought me to her car. I wished I could help her, say something to comfort her
    as she leaned her head down in one hand rubbing her temple with her thumb. All
    I could do to show my sympathy was reach a hand out and touch her shoulder.
    {Hey guys, thanks for the responses to my first chapter (: This is sort of short but I promise Chapter 3 will be more interesting and surprised packed. (: Thanks for reading! -Katelin}

  13. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 3:44am UTC
    Chapter 1
    We're all born different ways. Some go through traditional birth, others
    seasections. Strangly I was neither. I don't know how I got onto this earth
    unlike all of the human race, I was found on a bus. Never ending, I would
    always take the same route everyday, not sure where I was supposed to
    be headed towards but I knew it had something to do with the face I kept
    seeing in my dreams until the loud noise of the person snoring behind me
    would awaken me from bliss. He has hair that's so blonde it was almost
    white that matched his perfect eyebrows hanging over those soft inviting
    eyes. It was all I knew, all I ever knew.
    People kept speaking but I couldn't understand the movement of their lips.
    I'd try to explain, try to show them that I didn't know but they'd just look at
    me with the same face everytime. I can't explain it, their eyebrows scrunch
    together and they look like they're trying to concntrate very hard on what I'm
    trying to explain.
    "Hunny, can I sit here?" A women with bright auburn hair and fair complection
    was looking at me, what was she saying? She moved her lips like they all
    did but nothing seemed to work together.
    "üzr istəyirəm?" Pardon? I asked her in Azerbaijani, the only language I could
    remember learning, the click of the tounge and motion of the lips were much
    different from the language she was speaking to me.
    "Oh, you don't speak English." She sat down and looked over at me using her
    hands to wave at me. The motion was like a swosh in front of my face and I
    followed it while her hand moved and smiled. Waving back I nodded, not knowing
    exactly what it meant but I guessed that it must have been a way that they
    communicated. "Do you." The women pointed to me signaling that she was
    speaking about me. "Have a home?" Making a roof over her head I looked at
    her with a sideways stare making the same gesture with my own hands. "Yes!"
    The women smiled with excitment, "Thats it, do you live somewhere?" I still
    didn't understand what she meant, but I guessed she meant the gesture as in
    home. Shaking my head no, which I learned once from a strange boy, she sighed
    deepy and then smiled. "Then you must come home." She made the gesture
    of roof again over her head. "With me." The women then pointed to herself her
    eyes bright with enthusiasm and a grin spread across her face that showed the
    top of her teeth. I looked at her and finally understood someone on this forsaken
    bus, she wanted to bring me to her home.

  14. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Waiting for you is like
    waiting for rain in this drought,
    its just useless,
    and disappointing.
    -A Cinderella Story ❤
    Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries.

  15. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    "Sitting between in the past and your future
    doesn't mean you are in the present."
    -Dakota Skye ♥

  16. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Sam: "Because who wouldn't want to watch Gibby pound the fudge out of you?"
    Gibby: "I'm gunna take your fudge."
    -iCarly ❤

  17. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 1:53am UTC
    A real relationship:
    Girl: Babe,heres your phone, you got a text.
    Boy: You can just check it for me love.
    read this on fb thought it was cutee (:

  18. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Pretty: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5927263
    Ugly: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5913167
    This is just proof of how much a quote has to pretty to get on the top quotes.

  19. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Hey I just met you...

  20. uherkisses uherkisses
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Katelin's advice of the day:
    being yourself isnt
    shameful it's


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