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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 8:05am UTC

hey would u mind visiting
my page? i really want a
few followers. i would
really apreciate it if you
could read my qoutes and
if you like them follow me?
i follow back!:)

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 7:34am UTC

substitute teacher: does your normal teacher do this?
students: yeah, sure...........

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 7:27am UTC

closing the door and
and forcing your pet into spending time with you.

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 7:21am UTC

im not hungry
but im bored
therefore
i shall eat.

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 7:18am UTC

its funny when
you see someone
at the super market
and there like
" hey what are you doing here"
and your just like
" oh, you know.... hunting elephants."

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 6:22am UTC

Dear crush,
dont be worried if a fat
guy in a red suit
with a beard
satches you away
on christmas eve
sincerly,,
you were on my wish list.
.

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 6:04am UTC

laughing so hard
and no noise comes out
so you sit there clapping like a retarted seal.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 6:02am UTC

when the teacher is looking for
volunteers
and you accedently make eye
contact
Format by Sandrasaurus

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 5:56am UTC

whenever something exciting happens
i randomly slap the person thats next to me.
i follow back.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 5:52am UTC

when i have children im going
to make them watch
" 2012"
and tell them i survived that
Fo

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 5:47am UTC

im sorry.......
i have a rare sickness where i laugh at inaproppiate times..

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 5:41am UTC

that annoying moment,
when your friends make it so obvious that you like your crush.

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 5:38am UTC

mom, dad dont worry,
evryone failed that test!
story of my life.

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 12:52pm UTC

i asked god for a bike....
but i knew god didnt work that way so i stole a bike and asked god for forgivness..
♥

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 12:47pm UTC

I dont suffer from insanity!
i enjoy evry minute of it!

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 12:37pm UTC

Happiness is a journey........
not a destination <3

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