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twistystars

1. twistystars
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2011 2:28pm UTC
   Hi, I'm an ugly quote. Nice to meet you. Most people won't even read me. But I thank you, because you're special. You're one of few who seeks inner beauty.
   
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2. twistystars
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2011 2:57pm UTC
   8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning.
   i l o v e y o u ♥
   
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3. twistystars
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2011 2:50pm UTC
   ♥ we're teenagers, we're still learning.
   
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4. twistystars
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2011 2:12pm UTC
   i grew up thinking
   Barbie
   was perfect.
   today i found out
   that her real name is
   Barbara Millicent Roberts
   &i realized, no one is perfect ♥
   -not mine ♥
   
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5. twistystars
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2011 9:18am UTC
   "lets play truth or dare"
   "okay, so, truth or dare?"
   "dare"
   ............................
   "i'm not doing that"
   immortal technique - reverse pimpology ♥
   
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6. twistystars
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2011 7:18pm UTC
   i should change my name on facebook to "no one"
   no one likes your status. no one likes your photo. no one wants to be your friend. no one commented on your photo. no one commented on your status.
   
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7. twistystars
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2011 11:42am UTC
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8. twistystars
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2011 11:35am UTC
   lady gaga taught me its okay
   to be different.
   kesha taught me to be myself and
   not to care what anyone else thinks.
   bruno mars taught me to do anything for the one i love.
   eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
   taylor swift taught me that not everyone is going to treat you right.
   thank you to music ♥
   
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9. twistystars
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2011 11:10am UTC
   that awkward moment when
   eminem is actually afraid
   justin bieber says never
   pink doesnt raise her glass
   ke$ha isnt who she is
   bruno mars drops the grenade
   and rihanna remembers her name.
   
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10. twistystars
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    coca cola went to town
    diet pepsi shot him down
    dr pepper fixed him up
    now we're drinking 7up
    7up got the flu
    now we're drinking irn bru
    irn bru fell down a mountain
    now we're drinking from the fountain
    fountain broke. people choke.
    now we're back to drinking coke(;
    
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11. twistystars
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 3:31pm UTC
    the 5 biggest lies ever told;
    1) i'm fine.
    2) seriously, i dont like anyone.
    3) i swear, that was my last piece
    of gum.
    4) i have read and agree the
    terms and conditions.
    5) i left my homework at home,
    but i have done it.
    
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12. twistystars
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 3:25pm UTC
    boy: we need nicknames for eachother, you start.
    girl: hmm. let me think. ermm, how about tiger?(:
    boy: nice. ok, my turn huh?
    gorgeous, smarty, funny, beautiful, my love, babe. might as well call you my world (: ♥
    
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