twilightgirl892

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Hello There.

Heyyyy. Cant tell you the real name but you can call me cucumber, zucchini, spazz, LaLa or Etnie.

I recently (as of two days ago) tried to get my headphones out from under our treadmill while it was on and got my hand stuck. It basically ripped the skin off of my finger. Now, i have 10 days for it to heal until i go to camp and cant do anything if i still have the bandages.

As I mentioned earlier, I leave for camp in 10 days. I'm a diabetic and i go to Clara Barton Camp. I absolutely LOVE it there! Comment if you go there! Tell me what session and cabin you are in!

I have also recently been on the world's tallest and fastest roller coaster in the world, KINGDA KA! It was sooo cool! If you ever get a chance to go on it, you should. It goes straight up then straight back down at 128 mph and it is 456 ft high. It takes 10 seconds to get from where you start to the very top and 3.5 seconds to speed up from 0 to 128 mph. The entire ride lasts about 30 seconds and i waited 2 hours but it was totally worth it.

Below i have some pictures of things that i enjoy and i hope you like my quotes!

twilightgirl892
posted a quote
July 23, 2010 9:24am UTC

Does this happen to anybody else?
Me: Hey mom, can I have a snack?
Mom: No, you just had dinner, you cant be hungry.
Me: Mom, we had dinner 3 hours ago and I am hungry.
Mom: I ate dinner at the same time as you and you ate more than me and i'm not hungry which means you arent either.
Me: But mom, I AM hungry. I'm growing
Mom: No. You can have a snack tomorrow night.
TOMORROW NIGHT
Me: Hey mom, you said i could have a snnack tonight, so can i have a snack?
Mom: No you just ate dinner.
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
July 22, 2010 6:08pm UTC

Note to self:
Don't stick your hand under the treadmill while it's on.....it REALLY hurts.... :(

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
January 16, 2010 12:14pm UTC

I.M. T.H.E T.Y.P.E O.F G.I.R.L W.H.O
Sits at home in her deluxe Snuggie commenting on her own quotes while waiting for somebody to come on aim.......in conclusion..........
i have no life

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twilightgirl892
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January 16, 2010 11:56am UTC

Once upon a time there was a singer..± she went on a plane..Q to go to an island..J she went to the bar ( å) and got attacked by a killer chipmunk..ò this made her sad..L she was driven to the hospital...h but there she died..Z the end!

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
September 29, 2009 5:20pm UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAITLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 1st!!!!!
luv ya!!!! <3

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
September 28, 2009 10:14am UTC

ok. so i know im being a little bit immature right now but when i went to this parade...i really wanted this piece of candy that the people were throwing at us. So i was in the back and getting nothing. so i start jumping up and down and got this guys attention. so he points to me and throws it to me and i was gunna catch it. But then this guy in front of me grabs it out of the air and gives it to his daughter. He then proceeds to turn around, face me and say... "i know, that was mean" then he smirks at me. You know what i wanted to do.....to take my only piece of candy (a hard tootsie roll pop) and throw it at the back of his bald head and say..."i know, that was mean" than turn around and walk home with my friend....hehe

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twilightgirl892
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September 27, 2009 8:10pm UTC

ok. so in school...all of the girls got this piece of paper inviting them to this science thing but on it, it said that although girls pay attention less then boys, they tend to get better grades...HA take that boys...hehe..

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
September 17, 2009 4:41pm UTC

no...hes gunna be a nice murderer and ask you which way you want to die.....
lol caitlin

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
August 25, 2009 8:15am UTC

LEAH
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request!!!!!!!! <3

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twilightgirl892
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August 1, 2009 5:33pm UTC

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Im a little tea pot...
Short and s t o u t
Here is my handle
and here is my spout

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
July 20, 2009 5:06pm UTC

Come to the dark side.......We have COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hhiihihihihhhihihihihihhhihihihihihihihihihihh

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twilightgirl892
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June 29, 2009 5:17pm UTC

ISN'T IT IRONIC?
That the the biggest stars of our parents time died on the same day? (Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson)
That the single last word that Michael Jackson said publically was heart and he died because of cardiac arrest?
That four people died in like 5 days and the two that were found dead on the floor were both 50 years old? (Billy Mays, Michael Jackson)

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
June 19, 2009 9:34pm UTC

So my friend and i were spinning around in circles bcuz were bored and somebody in our class came over and did this really stupid imitation from south park and my friend then said.....
I dont find that funny at all. I find it stupid and highly immature (btw were in 6th grade) now back to spinning around in circles.

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
June 19, 2009 9:30pm UTC

ok. so my class was watching the chronicles of narnia 2 and my friend and i were narrorating the movie and in the beginning Edmund had a man-purse. Btw i'm me and my friend is Caitlin. All of this was in a hard British accent.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\So they are in narnia wondering where everybody is
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Lucy: Where are Mr. Tumnus, and the beavers?
Caitlin (as lucy):Where are they? *in british accent*
Me (as Edmund): perhaps they are in my man-purse..
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It was sooooooooooooooooo funny. you had to be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 8:18pm UTC

Superglue...
It fixes everything....
EXCEPT...
broken hearts...

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 7:59pm UTC

Gotta llama with salsaa in your stomaak in ippississiM?
(Guatamala with salsa in your stomach in Mississippi?)
LONG STORY
This is for Anthony and Kaylie who slacked off in History class with me even though Bill was yelling at us to stop saying salsaaaaa!!! oh, good times. I know that they don't make sense to you but there is a meaning to every word in these "sentences" I know that neither of them have a witty profile but, caitlin can still favorite it...

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
June 3, 2009 5:13pm UTC

Diabetics rule!!!!
just sayin. . .
credit to fabulousfades for the fades
all mine. take but give me credit.

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twilightgirl892
posted a quote
June 2, 2009 8:06pm UTC

OH SPANISH!!!
AY AY AY!!!!!!!!!!! ES UN GATO EN MI PANTALONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (theres a cat in my pants)
AY AY AY!!!!!!!! ES UN FIESTA EN MI BOCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(theres a party in my mouth)

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twilightgirl892
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June 2, 2009 7:54pm UTC

Oh the sports banquet... Edible Art made with carrots and cake...but not carrot cake.... that sums it up...

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twilightgirl892
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June 2, 2009 7:49pm UTC

Funny "Facts
1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
2. All polar bears are left-handed
3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear

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