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RachelWatson
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July 25, 2011 12:07am UTC

Dirty Pickup lines #2...
I got the F-C-K. All I need is U! XD.

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x0XojEsS
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May 22, 2011 4:51pm UTC

Funny Pickup Lines #1
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
All funny pickup lines from :: http://www.gotlines.com/lines/funny.php

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EasterBaskets
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April 24, 2011 9:14pm UTC

Nice Legs. When Do They Open?

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 25, 2011 8:43pm UTC

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xSOCCERS_my_PASSIONx
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April 25, 2011 10:11pm UTC

pickupline #3
So besides being sexy..
what do you do for a living?(:

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xSOCCERS_my_PASSIONx
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April 24, 2011 1:31am UTC

pickupline #2
You're lips look so lonely,
would they like to meet mine?
;)

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xSOCCERS_my_PASSIONx
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April 24, 2011 12:32am UTC

pickupline #1
Lets make like fabric softener
&&snuggle. ;)

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cococrispgrl10
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September 9, 2010 7:49pm UTC

Today, I checked how many songs I had on my iTunes. There was 1111. I made a wish.
MLIA

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3k9
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September 9, 2010 8:42pm UTC

Teacher:
Give me a number.
Student:
69.
Teacher:
Ew, your nasty.
happened in math class today.
I'm happy he understood. (:

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cococrispgrl10
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September 9, 2010 7:54pm UTC

Today, I have, for the first time in my life,
finished an entire tube of chapstick before permanently losing it.
I can die happily now.
MLIA

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deliacullen247
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August 15, 2010 11:59pm UTC

type here
If you were my homework,
I'I'd slam you on the table
and do you right now.
;)
idunno where i heard it but i didnt make it up. Click the heart if you get it :)

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kek82098
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August 15, 2010 11:53pm UTC

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XahmazingXquotesXforXyouX
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August 15, 2010 8:47pm UTC

"Is my love your drug?"
"No, your love is what makes me need drugs."

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xOxLoveoXo
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August 15, 2010 10:32pm UTC

When you start thinking about how many times you blink a day,
you start blinking like crazy♥

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OHBOYitsSarahxO
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August 15, 2010 11:48pm UTC

DOES ANYONE ELSE TRY TO TELL THERE PARENTS A FUNNY STORY BUT THEN IN TURNS INTO A LIFE LESSON?
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brriiiaaanna
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August 15, 2010 11:17pm UTC

Him: Will you go out with me.
Her: Yes but if you don't like me for me then don't even try to change me because i won't.
Him: There is only one thing i would ever want to change about you.
Her: And what's that?
Him: Your last name. <3

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hugsnkissesxoxo94
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August 15, 2010 11:40pm UTC

It amazes me.
How I can not see or talk to you for a month;;
{But when we meet again}
All those emotions I felt Months ago//♥
Come flooding back again.
*not my format.
inspired by pr

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skybabexxx
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August 15, 2010 9:22pm UTC

I AM THE BRIDGE JUMPING FRIEND YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT.
(:
click the ♥

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anjcrazii101
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August 15, 2010 9:28pm UTC

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CrazyxForxLuv
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August 15, 2010 8:19pm UTC

TEXTING + FACEBOOK
=TEXTBOOK
IICOCCOOTHAT MUST MEAN I'M STUDYING
awesoomme.

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