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  1. flopsided flopsided
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 11:57pm UTC
    Here's to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted
    on one person who will never be there for them.
    Here's to the kids whose idea of a good night is
    sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars…
    Here's to the kids who hum "A Little Less 16 Candles A Little More Touch Me"
    when they're stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night.
    Here's to the kids who have ever had a broken heart --
    from someone who didn't even know they existed…
    Here's to the kids who will never have 100%
    confidence in anything they do,
    and to the kids who are okay with that.
    Here's to the kids.
    [ Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz ]

  2. breexxx26 breexxx26
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 10:36am UTC
    standing on the edge of a bridge,
    theres a little voice inside of me saying
    "jump, he wont miss you anyway"
    quote creditt to;breeb0022
    credittfortheedit..

  3. TWiiLiiGHT1901 TWiiLiiGHT1901
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2009 9:46pm UTC
    THINGS TO WONDER WHY...
    Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
    Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
    Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
    Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
    Why do people say, "you’ve been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
    Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
    Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
    Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you’re standing in the doorway? In case of
    an emergency, wouldn’t you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
    Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn’t be more fun to
    eat a big one?
    Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it’s only a "penny for your
    thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going too ?
    Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
    Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
    Why is it called ’after dark’, when it is really after light?

  4. HibaSweetish HibaSweetish
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2009 6:05am UTC
    &+fromallthosetimes
    that you've made me cry,
    I can't even explain what I felt inside.
    But now that my tears have finally dried up,
    I realize you've taught me something;
    NeverTrustLove


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  6. baby_t4k3_m3h_hand baby_t4k3_m3h_hand
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2008 4:36pm UTC
    Don't call me [hunny]
    I'm not always sweet
    Don't call me [muffin]
    I'm not something you eat
    Don't call me [babie]
    I'm not a child
    Just call me [[Maryanna]]
    I'ts pretty and wild
    -chanqe name-

  7. frog0319 frog0319
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2008 9:25pm UTC
    love never will fade


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  10. hellokittyxx hellokittyxx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2008 6:37pm UTC
    Warning;;
    this is who i am.♥

  11. Kayaaaa12 Kayaaaa12
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2008 4:03pm UTC
    "I didn't wanna believe it then but it all worked out
    in the end, when I watched you walk away, I never
    thought I would say, I'm fine without you"

  12. chocomocogirlxox chocomocogirlxox
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2008 3:56pm UTC
    I wish I could take a d v i l
    and the pain of this broken heart would just go away.

  13. Jessibess14 Jessibess14
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2008 5:04pm UTC
    And you wonder why my pillow is stained black....


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  15. Warrior17 Warrior17
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2008 6:30pm UTC
    && how many times
    ---> can i brake till i
    shatter.

  16. xobabiixo xobabiixo
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2008 6:41pm UTC
    baby, i love you; i want you; i need you.
    it's sad, cause i once had you. </3

  17. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2008 10:56pm UTC
    You're 90% the reason i get up in the morning,
    but the other 10% is i need to pee.
    not mine.
    just liked it. i changed the colors.
    rate it. kthanks.


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  19. xoxoeryka11 xoxoeryka11
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2008 7:01pm UTC
    You Know How...
    people say
    l i v e y o u r l i f e w i t h n o r e g r e t s?
    wellthatslikelivingyourlife
    --------->with no mistakes

  20. pronghornx3 pronghornx3
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2008 10:07am UTC
    the only thing i hated about high school
    is I never got to do half the things
    i heard i did

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