TWiiLiiGHT1901

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Mkkay so. My name is Courtneyyyy =)
And i kinda sort of have an addiction to
being w/ my friends;;volleyball;;music
chocolate;;twilight;; hotties ;);; fun;;
movies;; and a whole lotta other stuff!!!!
I guess you can say im permanently 100%
hyper and crazy and absolutely insane!!
I also happen to have the best bf alive
*I love you Joe<3.* and yeah thats me =)

TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
April 8, 2009 1:37pm UTC

&+ if looks could kill;; you'd be a serial killer =)
[♥]
Most credit goes to ilovehimx10x ^-^

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
February 17, 2009 8:52pm UTC

Some people are like Slinky's
Not really good for anything,
But you still can’t help but smile
When you see one tumble down the stairs.
xD

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
February 14, 2009 10:28pm UTC

&+ I know everybody calls it single-awareness day
But what about all of the others who arent actually single??

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
February 7, 2009 8:24pm UTC

s[he] be[lie]ve[s]
*Not Mine*

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
February 7, 2009 8:17pm UTC

I honestly dont get why guys look at girls butts and boobs.
I mean really, its not that great.
And like whats the point? Your just looking at it! *no touch!*
So therefore its absolutely useless!!!
Agree?

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 26, 2009 6:04pm UTC

&+ Whoever said;;
"If i could arrange the alphabet
i would put U and I together"
Well, thats already done. Just
look down at the keyboard!!!
[Q][W][E][R][T][Y][U][I ][O][P]
[A][S][D][F][G][H][J][K][L][; ]
[Z][X][C][V][B][N][M][, ][. ][/ ]
half credit<3

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 25, 2009 9:55pm UTC

Drama doesnt follow me;;
It rides on my back!
&+ I may be ugly;;
But they sure love to stare ;)
Cute is What We Aim For
Theres a Class For This
lOVE THIS SONG!

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 25, 2009 9:49pm UTC

I've got the gift of one liners
Youve got the curse of curves
~Cute is What We Aim For*

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 25, 2009 9:46pm UTC

THINGS TO WONDER WHY...
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why do people say, "you’ve been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you’re standing in the doorway? In case of
an emergency, wouldn’t you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn’t be more fun to
eat a big one?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it’s only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going too ?
Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
Why is it called ’after dark’, when it is really after light?

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
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January 17, 2009 2:52pm UTC

Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 17, 2009 2:48pm UTC

A hole has appeared in the
ladies changing rooms at the sports club!
Police are currently looking into it.
haha xD

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 17, 2009 2:35pm UTC

Q.What do you call it when a
blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A.Artificial intelligence!
No offense =) <3.

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 17, 2009 2:32pm UTC

Q. How do you get
a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control
between his toes!!
xD

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 17, 2009 2:29pm UTC

Q. How do we know
men invented maps?
A. Well, who else would
make an inch into a mile?
hehe get it? xD

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 17, 2009 2:20pm UTC

Dream as if youll live forever
Live as if youll die today<3

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 16, 2009 10:00pm UTC

Life.
Has an 'i' in it for a reason
Live the life YOU want to live<3

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 5, 2009 9:13pm UTC

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 5, 2009 8:56pm UTC

* * * * * * *
Let It Snow
* * * * * * *

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 4, 2009 8:21pm UTC

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

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TWiiLiiGHT1901
posted a quote
January 4, 2009 8:15pm UTC

************************************
&+ They call it a breakup...
Because it really does feel
like youre actually &+ truly
breaking on the inside </3
************************************

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