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turtlesheart

1. turtlesheart
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   Me: Relaxing
   Bird: Slams into my window
   Me: God is playing angry birds, therefore God thinks I'm a pig.
   Bird: whispers* My Friends are coming next!
   
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2. turtlesheart
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   Jingle bells
   Facebook smells.
   Tumblr go away.
   Myspace yuck,
   bebo sucks.
   Witty all the way. AYEEEEE.
   ♥
   
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3. turtlesheart
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2012 4:30am UTC
   Do I Have A Birthday Twin?
   16 August
   Like if you have my birthday !;)
   
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4. turtlesheart
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2012 8:40am UTC
   You Dont Have To
   Like
   Me
   Im not a facebook Statues !
   
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5. turtlesheart
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 1:39pm UTC
   my grandma just
   farted :o
   
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6. turtlesheart
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 1:33pm UTC
   You're a fail.
   Like your dads condom ?
   
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7. turtlesheart
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 1:29pm UTC
   Why is it that dogs like
   our food more than
   dogfood ?
   They are so wierd
   For instance
   Myn stares at a washing
   line all day ???
   
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8. turtlesheart
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 1:22pm UTC
   Your awsome if you fave this !
   |
   |
   |
   V
   Dooshbag:)
   
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9. turtlesheart
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 1:16pm UTC
   If you want breakfast in
   bed
   Sleep in the
   kitchen better chances :)
   
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10. turtlesheart
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Why do girls take
    ours on a morning to
    their hair and makeup ?
    You can tell im not a
    morning person !
    
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11. turtlesheart
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    We act so old but whenever we here the witch doctor song we have to sing :
    ohh eee ohh ah ah , ting
    tang wallawalla bing
    bang !
    
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12. turtlesheart
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:23am UTC
    'i wasnt that drunk!'
    'Dude you were in my closet saying where the heck is Narnia!'
    
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13. turtlesheart
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:18am UTC
    'I wasnt that drunk!'
    'Dude you were in my pool trying to find nemo!'
    
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14. turtlesheart
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 7:57am UTC
    Why Try To Fit In
    When you born
    to Stand Out !<3
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
    
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15. turtlesheart
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 11:34am UTC
    I LOVE ONE
    DIRECTION <3
    
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16. turtlesheart
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:33am UTC
    I Believe On
    Hate At First
    Sight
    
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17. turtlesheart
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    300 followers
    I doubted I'd ever get as far as 10. I'd like to thank each single one of you for taking the time to click that button.
    You've really made my day.
    
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18. turtlesheart
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    When you see my face hope it gives you hell
    
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19. turtlesheart
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    OPAN GANGMAN STYLE!!!!
    i DANCE TO THIS IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY CAUSE IM THAT WIERD
    
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20. turtlesheart
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    Ive stopped listening
    so why are u still talking ?
    
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