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turkeyterminator123

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Member Since: 29 Jun 2013 04:54am

Last Seen: 29 Jun 2013 05:22am

Gender: M

user id: 364599

My name is Johann and I like to destroy turkeys. I turn purple sometimes. I like weinerschnitzel ;o

turkeyterminator123
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June 29, 2013 5:40am UTC
what has 6 b.all.s and f.u.cks the poor
tre-the lottery

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June 29, 2013 5:28am UTC
quagmire: hey peter guess what i did last night
peter: let me guess my mom
quagmire:actually i baked a cake giggidy

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turkeyterminator123
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June 29, 2013 4:57am UTC
Friendship is like peeing on yourself
E V E R Y O N E C A N S E E I T
But only you can feel the warmth.

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