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anchorage*
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December 30, 2013 10:39am UTC

when I call someone perfect, it doesn’t mean I think they have no flaws, it doesn’t mean I think they’re the most attractive person on the planet, it doesn’t mean I think they’ve never made any mistakes. when I call someone perfect, it means I love them wholly and entirely despite anything and everything, and that, to me, is perfect.

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halfempty
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 11:42am UTC

She's kinda like a
scene in a movie. I can hear music when she speaks.

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doncasturbate*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 5:41pm UTC

just call me super glue cause holy sh/t do i get attached easily.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 3:21pm UTC

me in the evening:oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
me in the morning:AM I A F-CKING IDIOT

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen
Dad:He knows how long you sleep in
Dad:He knows that you've been baked
Dad:He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your sh-t

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 7:38pm UTC

“
The one thing worse than a boy who hates you;
A boy who loves you."
- Markus Zusak

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 10:25pm UTC

IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU

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posted a quote
December 20, 2013 4:24pm UTC

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there
was this boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and
he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me
and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 6:08pm UTC

i don't friend zone people, i relationship zone them. you wanna be my friend? too bad, we're dating.

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anchorage*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 3:29pm UTC

Best way to not get your heart broken
is to pretend you don't have one.
- - Charlie Sheen

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 5:28pm UTC

“Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie.”
―Russian Proverb

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SelinTheBean*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 8:13pm UTC

GROW UP. GO TO SCHOOL. GRADUATE.
GET A DEGREE. GET A JOB. MAKE MONEY.
GET MARRIED. HAVE KIDS. OBEY THE LAWS.
DIE.
YOU ARE NOT FREE.

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC

customer: could I have a coke with that
me: is pepsi ok?
customer: is monopoly money ok?
me: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Format by Breeze

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_Jannette
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 8:38pm UTC

I wish people looked like
their personalities
Jannette's Format. DO not remove.

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anchorage*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 10:26pm UTC

SOCIAL MEDIA EXPLAINED
TWITTER: I'm eating a #donut.
FACEBOOK: I like donuts.
FOURSQUARE: This is where I eat donuts.
INSTAGRAM: This is a vintage picture of my donut.
YOUTUBE: Here I am, eating a donut.
LINKED IN: My skills include donut eating.
PINTEREST: Here's a donut recipe.
LAST FM: Now listening to " Donuts"
GT: I'm a Google employee who eats donuts.

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punklove182*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 11:36pm UTC

I want to love but it comes out wrong,
I want to live but I don't belong.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 12:49pm UTC

" Think of your shivers as excitement rather than fear. Cover the anxiety on your face with a smile. Doesn’t matter if you’re weak. If you struggle hard enough, you can make a miracle happen. "

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 3:10pm UTC

i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 3:07pm UTC

if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die

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