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  1. ashlyn* ashlyn*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    All I want for Christmas..
    Is to beleive again.
    Love,
    A girl who misses her childhood

  2. forevermolly forevermolly
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:19pm UTC
    When Boys....
    Tell you it'll be alright
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. swagyouwouldkillfor swagyouwouldkillfor
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:19pm UTC
    AND WHO ELSE,
    i s e x c i t e d f o r t h e D r a k e & J o s h
    c h r i s t m a s m o v i e o n n i c k e l o d e o n . ♥

  4. forevermolly forevermolly
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    If you asked me how im doing, I'd say i'm doing just fine
    I'd lie and say that your not on my mind<3
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  6. TaylaLovesYouu TaylaLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    I have screwed up 60% of my teenage life.
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 1
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 3
    [] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 4
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 3
    [x] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [x] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 5
    [x (jokingly)] Been called the worst student
    [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 3
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 5
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up 60% of my teenage life

  7. ttjjssbest ttjjssbest
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    I hate that moment when...
    You're having a beautiful ,fantastic dream than someone just comes out of nowhere and wakes you up -___-
    #GOSH.

  8. iderphardcore iderphardcore
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 10:26pm UTC
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  10. silentorchestra silentorchestra
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    I will hit you so hard even Google wont be able to find you.

  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    In elementary school:
    "Whatcha doin?"
    "Eatin' chocolate"
    In high school:
    "Whatcha doin?"
    "Your mom."
    format credit to; idance.

  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:56pm UTC
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    Dear Eminem,
    not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.
    Sincerely, M&M'S.

  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Mom: Have fun! Be safe!
    Kid: No.
    Mom: What?
    Kid: I can't do both.

  14. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:37pm UTC
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    READING STUPID POSTERS AROUND THE WALLS
    when you're
    BORED IN CLASS.

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:43pm UTC
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    that awkward moment;
    when two of your friends whisper to each other right in front of you and you just sit there like an awkward turtle.

  16. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    dude, get over it
    you were the only one
    who seriously thought you two were gonna get married
    you're 13.

  17. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    good thing about being ugly
    you are... *cough* safe. even on that side of town.

  18. giggles54xx giggles54xx
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    I finally got the guts to
    tell him i like him and he said
    he's had a lot on his mind.
    -FML

  19. VEGA* VEGA*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    fall in love when you're ready,
    not when you're lonely.

  20. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    I Always
    look back & analyze our conversations for proof that you might
    l o v e m e back ♥

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