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ts324
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 12:55pm UTC

DEAR AUTOMATIC FLUSHING TOILET,
I appreciate the enthusiasm... But I wasn't finished.

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ts324
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 12:50pm UTC

SARCASM;
Because screaming at you about how dumb you are,
and taking a brick & smacking you
across the face with it, is considered rude..

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ts324
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 12:19pm UTC

i remember when i was younger
i would fake sleep so i could
be carried inside
from the car.
♥

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ts324
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 4:54pm UTC

7 year old - My mom took my phone away.
wtf, who are you talking too?
Ken and Barbie?
When I was your age all I had was ..
Coloring books, and sidewalk chalk.

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ts324
posted a quote
September 21, 2011 8:59pm UTC

there's always that one guy..
well all wanna say ..
"hi, i think you're cute."
♥

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ts324
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 9:19pm UTC

I think it's
cutest thing whenever
your boyfriend
blows off his friends for you.
♥

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ts324
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 2:47pm UTC

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ts324
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 6:27pm UTC

we all have that one friend who;
seems to only be your friend, when it's convenient for them.

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ts324
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 9:42pm UTC

hates the fact that; you won't be around anymore..
</3

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ts324
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 6:58pm UTC

we girls; should be proud of our
hearts. It's been played, cheated, broken,
and it still works.
♥

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ts324
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 6:23pm UTC

Build a boy,
would be way
better than
Build a bear.
♥

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ts324
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 2:46pm UTC

Ex's facebook status; Bro's before hoes. ♥
My comment; chicks before dicks. ♥
my comment got more likes, than his status.

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ts324
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 9:57pm UTC

We all have that one hot
guy at our school,
that never dates anyone.

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