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yourcool
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March 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC

i'm gonna take a picture of my firstborn
and use an age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 18. then i'm going to frame the picture in our house so that he'll see it as he's growing up.when he eventually realizes that it's a picture of him, i'm going to try to convice him that he's a time traveler.

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yourcool
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March 17, 2013 5:14pm UTC

in 7th grade i went to see a movie
with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and i was like "excuse me" and he pulled out a bag of hershey kisses out of his coat.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:00pm UTC

i hate when i lose things at school.
like my pencils and papers and life ambitions.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:07pm UTC

i have to sleep with a blanket on
no matter how hot it may be.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:26pm UTC

maroon 5? oh you mean
adam levine and the guys who stand behind him?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:40pm UTC

*When God created me*
God: I'll put in a few tablespoons of talent.
God: Whoops!! I accidentally put failure instead...
God: Well I could put attractiveness in to replace it. No big deal.
God: *Drops whole bottle*
God: Oh no! That was ugliness not attractiveness...
God: Whatever mind as well put in some awkward too...

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lovecrazy
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March 15, 2013 4:48pm UTC

We're Americans.
We have freedom. We spell words like "favor" without that useless "u." We don't have cool accents. We say "mom" instead of "mum." We have some of the biggest idiots ever. And our existence just písses most people off.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC

i hate it when i say i hate everyone
and then someone is just like "oh expect me of course lol"
ha ha no. especially you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:14pm UTC

i'm so mad that toasters
aren't called tanning breads.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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syme2326
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October 27, 2012 11:19pm UTC

We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.
nmq/myformat

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syme2326
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 8:59pm UTC

"It's been a while since the two of us talked
About a week since the day you walked
Knowing that things will never be the same
With your empty heart and mine full of pain"
nmq/nmf

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KaylaMarieCovers
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October 19, 2012 9:35pm UTC

click to see this quote

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KatrinaEmily*
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 4:12pm UTC

One day in the zoo..
an elephant was laughing at a camel
"haha you have two bxxbs on your back!"
the camel replied simply;
"That's funny seeing as how you have a dxck on your face.."
pictureesquepink

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bieberfever13
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October 19, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Dear cool people,
they didn't name a candy after you did they?
sincerely, Nerds.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Friends: Hey, remember when you liked--
Me: That was a dark time, okay?!

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akp1015
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC

me: i made dinner for two
me: looks like i don't have to cook tomorrow
me: lol, forever alone
food:
me:
food:
me:
food:
me: who am i kidding i'll eat it all tonight

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Put it this way...
You don't have to be a professional to build a successful product.
Amateurs started Google and Apple. "Professionals" built the Titanic.

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 7:55pm UTC

expectation;
hey(:
hey<3
what's up?
playing xbox, you?
oh.. you can text me later..
no, I'll pause it for you<3
reality;
hey(:
can't text now. playing minecraft.

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dancerxo123
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 3:30pm UTC

How do you embarrass an archeaologist?
Um, idk, how?
Give him a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
...Why am I your friend again?

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