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Member Since: 22 Jul 2011 11:39pm

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You have entered the wonderful Profile of Selina. Welcome. Somethings you should know about me: I love witty and reading all of these quotes and I love Harry Potter. Well thats it. Bye.

treemedes
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 3:41pm UTC

You go to school to learn.Not for a fashion show.

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treemedes
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 3:36pm UTC

I won't take a bullet for anyone...
Because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet...
You have time to move.

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 9:06pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When:
You show a picture of your friend to that friend and there reaction is:
THAT DOESN’T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME!!!!

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 9:01pm UTC

Sometimes I wish I was a MONKEY
So I could throw bananas at people and it would be legal

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 8:56pm UTC

IS IT
FRIDAY
YET?

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 8:48pm UTC

IT TAKES SKILL TO:
To TRIP over FLAT SURFACES

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 8:42pm UTC

I did NOT hit you
I Simply HIGH-FIVED Your Face!

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 8:03pm UTC

B.A.M.F.
Nuff Said
*Comment For Who You Think Is BAMF That Is Famous*

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 7:44pm UTC

I Scream
You Scream
We All Scream For
ICECREAM!

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 7:40pm UTC

I’m Not
Perfect
Or
Popular
For that,
But I Am One Thing
ME

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 6:43pm UTC

Be Who You Are And Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don’t Matter And Those Who Matter Don’t Mind

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 6:39pm UTC

Do It Today!
It Might Be ILLEGAL
Tomorrow!!

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 6:34pm UTC

Don’t
Be
Afraid
To
Move
On

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 6:08pm UTC

Dear Teachers,
You try to save trees. The best way to do that is to STOP GIVING HOMEWORK!
Love,
Anoyed Student

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 6:01pm UTC

I Dream Of A Better Tommorow
Where Chickens Can Cross Roads And Not Have Their Motives Questioned
*Like if You Get*

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 5:56pm UTC

You Can’t Say
“Irish Wristwatch”
*Fave if you can’t say it*
*Comment if you can*

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:25pm UTC

4 OUT OF 5 DOCTORS AGREE
THAT THE PERSON
THAT LIKES THIS
IS BEYOND
AWSOME!

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:18pm UTC

The Awkward moment when…
Your phone becomes a ninja and decides to attack your face or the floor

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:13pm UTC

What I this thing you call “Normal?”
Is it contagious?!
OMG!!
Don’t touch me!
I might catch you “Normal”!

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:07pm UTC

I’m not
RANDOM
you just can’t think as FAST
as me

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