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travesty

travesty
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August 15, 2012 12:40am UTC
okay first off miley didn't donate her f*cking hair for cancer because
a) your hair can’t be bleached
b) your hair has to be at least 10 inches
c) it has to be in a pony tail & not a bun
d) her hair had been bleached blonde and it was in a bun and way under 10 inches
so get your motherf*cking facts straight :-) i'm sorry, miley's gorgeous and all but that haircut ok her head looks like it got stuck in a blender
info from tumblr kiss my sass xoxox

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travesty
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August 14, 2012 3:14pm UTC
SELL THE
KIDS FOR
FOOD.

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travesty
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August 14, 2012 12:09pm UTC
plot twist: your cat pets you

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travesty
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August 14, 2012 12:04pm UTC
NOBODY PRAYS FOR THE HEARTLESS.
nobody gives another penny for the selfish.

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travesty
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August 13, 2012 11:38pm UTC
SCREAM
until there's
nothing left!

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