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January 4, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Remember the 'I love you more' fights?
Yeah.
I guess I won.

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totalmagness
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December 12, 2011 6:34pm UTC

My boyfriend does this adorable thing where he doesn't exist.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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December 11, 2011 1:12am UTC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

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totalmagness
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November 26, 2011 11:56am UTC

r u m o r s
well, at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.

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November 21, 2011 3:38pm UTC

just because someone has it worse than you doesn't mean your pain doesn't count.
nmq

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totalmagness
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November 21, 2011 3:31pm UTC

I miss you.
maybe I shouldn't.
BUT I DO.

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November 20, 2011 10:47pm UTC

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totalmagness
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November 20, 2011 8:32pm UTC

Life doesn't hurt
until you realize
how much has changed
how much you've lost
&& how much of it
was your own fault.♥

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November 13, 2011 1:46pm UTC

In the end he chose her.

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November 6, 2011 7:35pm UTC

Let your past make you better,
not bitter.

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November 5, 2011 9:08pm UTC

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November 4, 2011 10:07pm UTC

I would rather be hated
For who I am.
Than loved for something I'm not.

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October 26, 2011 8:32pm UTC

how dare you stand where he stood!
Tell them how it happened that night!
How you looked him in the eye,
a man who trusted you
and killed him!
Tell them!
Harry Potter
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August 16, 2011 12:13am UTC

My dog got ahold of some gum.
He's getting his stomach
pumped.
please pray.
♥♥♥

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May 28, 2011 10:44am UTC

best things in life # 5
waking up in the morning and realizing you have more time to sleep.

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May 28, 2011 10:39am UTC

best things in life # 4
the smell of breakfast when you wake up in the morning.

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May 28, 2011 10:34am UTC

best things in life # 3
the few moments when you first crawl into bed.

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May 28, 2011 10:28am UTC

best things in life # 2
friendly cashiers

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totalmagness
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May 28, 2011 10:24am UTC

best things in life #1
watching old Disney movies on rainy days.

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totalmagness
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May 27, 2011 6:44pm UTC

Long but worth the read.
Do you remember when I borrowed your car and dented it?
I thought you'd kill me.
But you didn't.
Remember the time I dragged you to the beach even though you said it would rain; and it did?
I thought you'd say, "I told you so."
But you didn't.
&&Remember the time I spilled fruit punch on your carpet?
I thought you'd get angry.
But you didn't.
Remember when I forgot to tell you the dance was formal and you showed up in jeans?
I thought you'd dump me.
But you didn't.
Remember the time I flirted with your best friend to make you jealous, and you were?
I thought you'd leave.
But you didn't.
There were lots of things you didn't do, but you loved me and you put up with me.
I wanted to make it up to you when you got home from war in Iran.
but you didn't.
Format credit to: sillyslinky not my quote but i saw it and loved it.

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