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toocoolioforschoolio

1. toocoolioforschoolio
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 5:06pm UTC
   What I Did Today
   Today I wasbthrough the B and I came upon a - so I . it and in it there was a +so i opened it with ". In the + there was a 3. On the 3 it said aBD and I was like "WTF..." so I went to the D at night and there was a # there and he was like: J[\. He was freaky and I tried to get away but then he got a M and a ' and he was like N+. But then I attacked him in the N with my " and escaped to the C. I was going to take the v to go H, but then I saw a huge !attacking the civilians with ". So I was like "b*tch, please" and went all ninja on it with my ". The ! was dead so I was JC and the people gave me a & for bravery. My name got put in a & in a G. I got a ride in a pto myH. When I got H, my mom was like _ "Where the h*ll were you?!" I was like "Nowhere," and I quickly hid my ".
   
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2. toocoolioforschoolio
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   February 10, 2012 4:26pm UTC
   the awkward moment...
   when the tribes in the jungle rise up and there's nothing you can do about it and cats take over the world and I am their leader
   *NO STEALING*
   
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3. toocoolioforschoolio
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   February 3, 2012 7:30pm UTC
   My grandmother is very sneaky and pugnacious. She plays pranks on me constantly... It's starting to damage my emotional state. But thats normal right???
   #grannytroubles
   
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4. toocoolioforschoolio
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   February 3, 2012 4:09pm UTC
   **PLEASE READ**
   Someone help me. My cat is keeping me captive through mind control. I feel helpless and vulnerable. I dont know what to do. I'm so scared -- and I feel terribly, terribly...terribly.. alone. This is serious
   SOMEONE... HELP. ME..
   please
   free me of the coniving cat
   
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5. toocoolioforschoolio
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   January 30, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   Hey y'all so-called Wittiers--- follow this AH-mazin' quoter:
   abbygrace
   'Cause if you don't, I will sneak into your house and smother you to death with a pillow!
   Pce & Luff,
   Your fellow wittian- toocoolioforschoolio
   
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6. toocoolioforschoolio
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   January 27, 2012 5:32pm UTC
   Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone!
   
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7. toocoolioforschoolio
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   January 26, 2012 11:23pm UTC
   I snuck into your house, quiet as a mouse. watching you sleep for hours and hours. Nothing can compare to the feeling of your sweet, unknowing breath near me.
   
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8. toocoolioforschoolio
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   January 26, 2012 10:34pm UTC
   One time-----
   I decided to be VERY mischievous.
   I snuck past Ma & Pa (and sissy),
   And I stole TWO, not one, but TWO little chocolate chips.
   They will never know ;)
   I.Am.So.Sneaky.
   I got a rush when I did it-not gonna lie.
   
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9. toocoolioforschoolio
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   January 26, 2012 10:22pm UTC
   When I grow up, I want to be a farmer. The nice, soft cows. The fuzzy little chickens you can cuddle with 24/7. That comforting smell of hay and menure. Waking up at 4 in the morning for no reason...wearing dirty 'ol overalls. Having a bull you can tell all your hopes and dreams too. A nice, sharp pitchfork. It all sounds so perfect to me.
   --Just me? : )
   
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10. toocoolioforschoolio
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    January 26, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    PERFECT NIGHT FOR ME:
    -Sitting all alone, completely isolated
    -Playing mind games with my cat
    -Having my dog lick my hand for hours and hours
    -Laughing about that jokes I make to myself in my head
    -Occasionally rolling around
    -Drinking glass after glass of warm milk
    sound perfect to anyone else : ) C'mon, you know it does.
    
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11. toocoolioforschoolio
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    January 26, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    The tribes in the jungle will rise up...
    NEVER DOUBT THAT
    all mine, no stealing(:
    
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12. toocoolioforschoolio
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    January 26, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    Hey...this is a song I wrote. Just little old me. Take the time to read it and advise me on whether I should continue on the songwriting path.
    Ohhhhh Johnny
    go, Johnny go!
    go, Johnny go-go!
    He's walkin' down the street
    Goooooo, go!
    Makin' a woop woop as he goes
    Gooooo, go!
    Johnny, Johnny
    Fly as the sky
    Gooooo, go!
    Woop woop!!!
    Woop woop!!!
    That's just the chorus...it's a work in progress : )
    
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