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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. 4404joy 4404joy
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    I had a gap when i was younger and the dentist covered it up with a filling, and the filling fell off just a second ago, and now i look like a Redneck.. LMFAO...
    MY LIFE IS not AWESOME!!!

  3. xoxokailey xoxokailey
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    i need a status for facebook so i can come up in his newsfeed.. not to flirty though , any suggestions?

  4. t0mmy_45 t0mmy_45
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    && it's over.
    he's gone.
    i'll miss you Dad.
    R.I.P. 6/10/11 @ 4:33 pm.
    </3
    Fav this to show that's there's still hope for me and my family. thanks..

  5. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 11:05am UTC
    S
    Some people wait their entire
    life for a train to cross the
    track;
    not realizing that they are
    still standing in the airport.
    not my format.

  6. mjv2597 mjv2597
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 11:20pm UTC
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  7. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 12:19am UTC
    facebook
    ♥ if your on it if your on it

  8. brwneydgrl96 brwneydgrl96
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    Girl's have balls,
    they are just a litte higher up, thats all.

  9. CupcakeRules CupcakeRules
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    So, Here's how my MATH class works :
    What we learn in class :
    1+1
    Homework
    -55x + 47x
    Test
    39084201x^2(345x + 84) + 8843x ( x - 454 ) (354-x)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. katiesingstar97 katiesingstar97
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    Got swag?
    click if you do ♥

  12. soccerxXxbabii soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 8:29am UTC
    I'd rather spend 5 minutes with you
    than the rest of my life with someone else.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. XxSports52xX XxSports52xX
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Imy dad said
    if this quote gets more then 100 favs
    he'll quit chewing tabaco ;
    & &your fave might save his life
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

  15. OMEL714 OMEL714
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    Single?
    Like [♥]
    In a relationship?
    Comment with his/her name

  16. xxxautumnxo xxxautumnxo
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    BEING TOO LAZY TO
    read a quote
    but clicking the ♥
    just because its pretty

  17. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 8:08pm UTC
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  18. poppinghearts poppinghearts
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    If this gets 50 fav's.
    I'll ask out the guy i like and post the conversation.

  19. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  20. BAMxxitsMe123 BAMxxitsMe123
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    I HATE IT WHEN.....
    TheQuoteWhore & Quotealicious steal the top quotes from here and put them on twitter

:)

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