future employer: what are your achievements? me: well i eat more than most grown men and also i'm sort of famous on this quote making website but that's about it
br0kenwings posted a quote
April 1, 2013 2:03am UTC
Why is it socially acceptable for guys to sag their pants all the way down to their knees but if a girl shows a little bit of her bra... HOLY SH!. T YOU FU. CKING SL. UT! SHAME ON YOU. WOW THAT’S SO NOT CLASSY! LET'S DRESS CODE YOU! IF YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN, I’M CALLING YOUR PARENTS. DISHONOR ON YOU! DISNHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!
ThatsSoMeee posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:04pm UTC
It’s funny how big of an impact you have on me. It’s like when I see you, you don’t even have to speak. All you have to do is smile, and it can make my day and that’s how I remember all of my reasons for loving you.
ThatsSoMeee posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:09pm UTC
It’s overused. It’s a cliché. It’s corny. It’s just a line. It’s illogical. It’s troublesome. It’s always too abrupt. It’s never on cue. It’s difficult to say. It will be held against you. It’s too bold. It’s often quite pathetic. It’s amazing how, after everything, I love you still works.
having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone but then like a half an hour later, you feel it in under your toe and you're like oh no.
99.9% of my sentences start with - oh my god - yeah - no - basically - wait - so yeah - like - you know - oh - uhm - what - well - but - dude - listen here you little sh/t