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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    Even
    After
    All this time
    The Sun never says
    To the Earth
    "You owe me."
    Look
    What happens
    With a love like that.
    It lights the
    Whole
    Sky.

  2. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    You and me together,
    nothing is better.

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 11:44pm UTC
    The little girl
    just could not sleep
    because her thoughts
    were way too deep.
    Her mind had gone
    out for a stroll
    and fallen down
    a rabbit hole.

  4. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 2:23am UTC
    You're such a
    beautiful mess
    tonight.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 12:29am UTC
    future employer: what are your achievements?
    me: well i eat more than most grown men and also i'm sort of famous on this quote making website but that's about it

  6. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 2:03am UTC
    Why is it socially acceptable for guys to
    sag their pants all the way down to their knees
    but if a girl shows a little bit of her bra...
    HOLY SH!. T YOU FU. CKING SL. UT!
    SHAME ON YOU.
    WOW THAT’S SO NOT CLASSY!
    LET'S DRESS CODE YOU!
    IF YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN,
    I’M CALLING YOUR PARENTS.
    DISHONOR ON YOU!
    DISNHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY!
    DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    It’s funny
    how big of an impact you have on me.
    It’s like when I see you,
    you don’t even have to speak.
    All you have to do is smile,
    and it can make my day
    and that’s how I remember all of my reasons
    for loving you.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    It’s overused.
    It’s a cliché.
    It’s corny.
    It’s just a line.
    It’s illogical.
    It’s troublesome.
    It’s always too abrupt.
    It’s never on cue.
    It’s difficult to say.
    It will be held against you.
    It’s too bold.
    It’s often quite pathetic.
    It’s amazing how, after everything,
    I love you still works.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    having a crush is like having that
    little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone but then like a half an hour later, you feel it in under your toe and you're like oh no.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    when attractive people complitment you
    on things and get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people?

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    if h/mose/xuality is a disease, let's all calling que3r to work
    you: hello. can't work today, still que3r.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    99.9% of my sentences start with
    - oh my god
    - yeah
    - no
    - basically
    - wait
    - so yeah
    - like
    - you know
    - oh
    - uhm
    - what
    - well
    - but
    - dude
    - listen here you little sh/t

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    i would never want to become a teacher.
    because i know there would be a student like me and i wouldn't know how to deal with a me either.

:)

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