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  1. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    iDontJust
    show my teeth, Baby
    I Bite(:

  2. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2009 8:16pm UTC
    i love you...(:
    alot<3

  3. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2009 11:08am UTC
    So im here, just chillin on the couch thinking
    Why the hell
    am i not at the Taylor Swift concert.
    ha-anybody with me?

  4. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 3:32pm UTC
    My lips touch your lips;
    My hands on your hips;
    & whats it gonna take
    for you to give me my
    -G o o d n i g h t K i s s-
    (:<3
    hope you like itt.

  5. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 6:07pm UTC
    Biggest lie a guy can tell;
    -i promise.-

  6. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 2:18pm UTC
    *He loves h.e.r.-
    <---but she loves this guy right here.
    and he loves somebody else --->
    you just cant win.
    and sooo it goes until the day you die.
    this thing the call l.o.v.e.
    is gonna make you cry;

  7. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 12:50pm UTC
    & so today,
    i was talking to this girl,
    and she said "my love life is so good."
    and i said "oh really?"
    shes like "yeah im only 14 and ive had like 20 different boyfriends"
    and i was confused. i said "do you really think that is a good love life?"
    and she goes "um, yeah, what else would be?"
    and i said "well, my love life is different and i think mine is pretty good"
    she ask how mine was and i replied
    "well, me and this guy have liked each other for a while, it started as a little 4th grade crushes,
    and now its a 5 year romance. We argue and stuff, like a normal couple but when it come down to the end, there is nobody in the world who i would rather be arguing with, because i know that in the end, we always get over it. i dont plan on ending things with him anytime soon.
    and i honestly do think that i love him."
    she look at me with the deepest envy ever and said
    "wow, thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard, i guess i had things a little backwards."
    i guess so
    hope you like it.(:
    m.l.i.a.

  8. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2009 1:49pm UTC
    Put your music player on shuffle
    b. Press forward for each question.
    c. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
    d. No cheating.
    1. How am I feeling today?
    fearless.
    2. Where will I get married?
    im on a boat.
    hahah :D
    3. What is my best friend's theme song?
    you belong with me.
    4. What is middleschool like?
    let me see your hips swing.
    ^^hah thats accurate, my school is full of people like that.
    5.what is the best thing that happened to me?
    without you.
    6. How is today going to be?
    its not over.
    ^ hah that actually fits.
    7. What is in store for this weekend?
    Talk dirty to me,.
    hahahah.
    8. What song describes my parents?
    Fergalicious.
    hahahahahahahaahhaha.
    9. How is my life going?
    We;re all in this together.
    ha
    10. What song will they played at my funeral?
    since youve been gone.
    11. How does the world see me?
    Thats Amore.
    hah(: cool.
    12. What do my friends really think of me?
    Fallin for you.
    ha works for the boyss.
    13 Does someone absolutely love me?
    i know you want me.
    ha cool(:
    14. How can I make myself happy?
    Weightless.
    15. What should I do with my life?
    Push it to the Limit.
    hah nice.
    Will i have kids?
    My humps.
    ^ hahahhahaha.
    17. What is some good advice?
    Keep holdin on.
    ^(:
    18. What do I think my current theme song is?
    White and Nerdyy. hahahahahah. :D
    19. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
    hips dont lie.
    ha
    20. What type of men do you like?
    Going the distance.
    21. Will you get married?
    You found me.
    22. What should I do with my love life?
    Everytime we touch.
    23. Where will you live?
    Everyday.
    24. What will your dying words be?
    turn my swag on.
    hahah nice. :D
    25. What will be your wedding song?
    Hero.
    ^ awe.(:
    26. Whats something you will learn in life.
    Should have said no.
    ^ ha i did say no :D
    27. What do your enimeys think about out.
    Gotta big Ego.
    hah :D
    28. How long will you be loved?
    100 years.
    :D
    29. Where will you retire to?
    Margaritaville. ha
    awesome.
    30. what did this make you think of?
    All the small things.
    awesomee. :D

  9. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 10:42pm UTC
    &ImHappyToAdmit,
    that yes, im a ->teenager<-
    And i still .l.o.v.e. to color with my crayons.
    :D

  10. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 8:36am UTC
    S c r e w i t
    i dont need [Ben&Jerrys]
    And a - mushy gooshy- love movie.
    to get over you.
    H e l l
    Give me a bucket of popcorn,
    and send me to go see "The Hangover"
    with my friends, and baby
    I'm Good.
    Dont takee,(:
    comment.

  11. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 2:35pm UTC
    <div style="background-color: black;">
    Guys Just dont understandd;;
    When a girl say's shes cold-
    she doesnt want you to go to a warmer place,
    she wants you to hug her.
    When a girl stares into a guys eyes,
    she doesnt want him to just look away,
    she wants him to look back.
    When a girl looks at a guys eyes-then lips
    she isnt just looking,
    she wants a kiss.
    Girls think its cute when guys hug them from behind.
    when you hug a girl,
    dont just hug her and let go,
    hold on to her, and squeeze her tightt.
    If a girl and a guy are walking or sitting by each other.
    and the their hand just happen to bump,
    it wasnt an accident, hold her hand.
    Girls like when guys wrap their arms around her waist.
    when a girl says stop tickling her,
    just hug her and than tickle her before you let go ;)
    --Guys, you may think this stuff is corney,
    but girls think its cutee.(:
    All minee.(:
    dont takee.

  12. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2009 10:28pm UTC
    Dont Make Me Be the Girl.
    That you will hate to remember.
    But never be able
    To forget.

  13. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2009 10:50pm UTC
    && dont you think its weird,
    that even though you live in America.
    you have to press one for English.

  14. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 4:18pm UTC
    This is for girls,
    and only when you have your period.
    When a guy tells you that his balls itch.
    just simply be like.
    "Yeah, well my uterus is falling out"
    haha, i do that all the time,
    and it usually leaves them
    itching there head instead.
    (:

  15. tkernn53 tkernn53
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 12:05pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast

:)

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