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tinydinosaur99

1. tinydinosaur99
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 8:39am UTC
   im not fat.
   my stomach is just 3D.
   
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2. tinydinosaur99
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 6:47pm UTC
   how fast can you guess these words?
   BOO_S
   __NDOM
   F__K
   P_N_S
   PU_S_
   S_X
   books, random, fork, pants, pulse, six.
   you got all six wrong, didnt you?
   
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3. tinydinosaur99
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 1:31pm UTC
   josh hutcherson: i'm single and dont have a girlfriend.
   me: i volunteer as tribute!
   -The Hunger Games-
   
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4. tinydinosaur99
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2012 12:19am UTC
   breathe in the sweet air of life
   every single day
   sing in the shower
   dance in the rain
   cherish the moment
   ignore the pain
   live laugh love
   forgive and forget
   life's too short
   to be living with regrets.
   
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5. tinydinosaur99
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 11:15pm UTC
   life is sweet.
   some people disagree because they havent tasted it yet.
   
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6. tinydinosaur99
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 11:11pm UTC
   hearing a noise upstairs while your watching a scary movie alone and just excepting the fact that you're gonna die.
   
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7. tinydinosaur99
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   Chris: oops i said, oh my dick
   Busta Rhymes: aklfjafkluewoiancaohnvfoicaehfns
   Lil Wayne: i dont eat sushi
   
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8. tinydinosaur99
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 11:04pm UTC
   Chris: oops i said, oh my dick
   Busta Rhymes: aklfjafkluewoiancaohnvfoicaehfns
   Lil Wayne: i dont eat sushi
   
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9. tinydinosaur99
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 11:01pm UTC
   whenever i see someone extremely gorgeous, this is what i do:
   i stare, i smile, and when i get tired,
   i put the mirror down(;
   
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10. tinydinosaur99
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    IF PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO BRING YOU DOWN,
    IT ONLY MEANS YOU ARE ABOVE THEM.
    
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11. tinydinosaur99
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    ITS GOING TO BE LEGEN
    wait for it...
    DARY
    
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12. tinydinosaur99
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    I may be laughing while you're tickling me,
    but once you stop,
    I WILL kill you.
    
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13. tinydinosaur99
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Girl: "I have the hugest crush on him... I wonder if he has a girlfriend..."
    FRiend:"Ask him!"
    Girl: "Okay."
    *Walks up to guy*
    Girl: "So my friend was wondering...!"
    
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