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  1. DABRICK55 DABRICK55
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    I hate getting a text when you're in the middle of sending a text:/

  2. DABRICK55 DABRICK55
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    Recipe for Friendship
    Ingredients:
    1 pint of trust
    1 dash of caring
    2 cups of understanding
    2 spoonfuls of shared secrets
    1 cup of mutual affections
    1 sprinkle of respect
    2 lbs of common interests
    3 spoonfuls of listening
    and 1 bag of fun:)(:

  3. DABRICK55 DABRICK55
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:34am UTC
    1 in 20 of us live next door to a pedophile
    I'm lucky enough to live next to lovely old man
    Who has a very impressive pair of binoculars

  4. DABRICK55 DABRICK55
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    Playing
    Silent Library
    in the middle of class

  5. DABRICK55 DABRICK55
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    I've cried so much for you
    Later that night when I was washing my makeup off
    I realized
    ALLMYMASCARAWASGONE

  6. DABRICK55 DABRICK55
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    When I met you.....
    My heart skipped a beat
    The sun became the moon
    & cold turned into heat
    Roses weren't red
    Violets weren't blue
    All because I feel in love with you<33333

  7. DABRICK55 DABRICK55
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    I love you foreve_
    There's no 'r' in forever
    because that would be the end of forever;)

  8. DABRICK55 DABRICK55
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Pushing your bestfriend into a hot guy
    and screaming
    "GET SOME!"


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. DABRICK55 DABRICK55
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    I have abs
    They're just shy

:)

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