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  1. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    Is it just me?
    Who finds it annoyingwhen poeple make quotes that turn into a series and when they get to like the 20th one they still ask 'shall I do a series?'.

  2. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Witty: This quote will have 1644 faces and 42 comments.
    Me: I'd be lucky if i got 10 faves and 2 comments.

  3. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    That awkward school moment #1
    When you have to tell a MALE teacher that you need to go to the toilet because you're on your period

  5. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Teacher: Why are you talking?
    Me: Some how when humans were created we got mouths, so yeah. Hey.

  6. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Teacher: Why can I hear talking?
    Me: Because you have ears.

  7. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Does it matter what I write?
    It'll never get noticed.
    Just like this.

  8. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:42am UTC
    Where shall I go?
    To the left where nothing's right?
    To the right where nothing's left?

  9. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 7:52am UTC
    Teacher: Can we eat money?
    Me: Yes.
    Teacher: No we c-
    Me: How do you get your food?
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me: We buy it, with money.

  10. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 7:45am UTC
    Heres to the kids
    who always get top quote.

  11. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    My silence is another word for my pain.

  12. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    To all the directioners, imagine owning these...
    http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?id=57446584

  13. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Wouldn't you like to know what
    everyone thinks of you?

  14. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:52am UTC
    I wanna meet a b*tch,
    and that b*tch is called karma.

  15. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:17am UTC
    People say you can't live without love, I think oxygen is more important.

  16. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:11am UTC
    only ninja's can see this quote.

  17. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    DO NOT HOVER YOUR CURSOR:
    here

  18. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Witty must be really eco friendly, because I see the same quotes being recycled everyday.

  19. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    Dora: What was your favourite part today.
    Bob: When you and Boots kissed.
    Dora: That was my favourite part too.
    Bob: *speachless* :o

  20. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    It's funny when people see me at the supermarket and they ask me, 'Hey, what you doing here?' and I'm like
    'Oh you know hunting elephants'

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