Witty Profiles

theycallmeAmanda

yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 6:49pm UTC
liking someones comment on facebook
to let the other person know that the conversation is over.
this is my 3,000 quote.
and i just have to say thank you.
thank you all for getting me this far.

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xerin0x
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December 25, 2012 10:56am UTC
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 6:37pm UTC
doing stupid things in front of
the bathroom mirror right before taking a shower.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and
$300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

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