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bubblesneo331
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July 23, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Guys, I snuck out last night at 4 AM...
To my backyard...
Hehe, imma rebel :3

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bubblesneo331
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July 25, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Follow your dreams,
not the rules

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bubblesneo331
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July 25, 2012 5:20pm UTC

beauty is determined based on
the size of your heart,
not your jeans ♥

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:55pm UTC

Don' t regret
the mistakes,
learnfrom them
♥

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bubblesneo331
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July 27, 2012 10:34pm UTC

Here's to the girls
who don't have anyone to tell them
they're beautiful.

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bubblesneo331
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August 7, 2012 9:40pm UTC

My brother: What will you do when a member of One Direction becomes a father?
Me: I will become a mother.

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bubblesneo331
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August 8, 2012 1:19pm UTC

One Direction and Justin Bieber
were both nominated for best pop music video.
Is MTV trying to start a fangirl war?

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 10:52pm UTC

plot twist-the celebrity falls in love with the fan

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bubblesneo331
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August 14, 2012 6:04pm UTC

me: hey, did you see Miley Cyrus's new hair?
my friend: yeah, she really looks bad as a blonde. I don't know why she'd ever do that.
me: you realize Hannah Montana was blonde, right?

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Yesterday was Framingmatthew'sbirthday.
and he was not here to celebrate it.
Happy birthday Framingmatthew.
he would've been sixteen.
youre missed so much down here.
rip Framingmatthew

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 10:20pm UTC

plot twist-*flips hair, One Direction isn't overwhelmed

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bubblesneo331
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August 25, 2012 7:10pm UTC

NEVER UNFOLLOW...
I could secretly be your favorite celebrity..(;

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bubblesneo331
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September 9, 2012 12:59am UTC

"I find British accents unattractive." -said no one. Ever.

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bubblesneo331
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September 15, 2012 7:52pm UTC

click to see this quote

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bubblesneo331
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November 4, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Hearing your favorite song on the radio
is always better than hearing it on your iPod.

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bubblesneo331
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February 20, 2013 5:18pm UTC

So he calls me up and he's like
"I still love you"
and I'm like
"Wait, are you Joe, Taylor, Luca, John, Cory,
Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, Conor, Patrick
or Harry?"

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 9:24pm UTC

My best friend's dad died today.
One like for one prayer.

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yasmindivagurl
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April 26, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Conversation
Me: I really like him.
Friend: Why?
Me: Are you serious? Have you seen his smile?!
Friend: You should tell him...... He likes you, too.
Me: HE DOES? How do you know?
Him: Because I know your friends password.
♥

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bubblesneo331
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March 31, 2012 10:25pm UTC

drake: I'm not going to risk getting grounded again. Do you know what it's like going two weeks without girls?
josh: ...yes...yes I do.
drake: ...oh, right. sorry.

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bubblesneo331
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Sugar is the only English word
that begins with "su"
and makes the "sh" sound.
I'm sure of it.
fave if you get it (:

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