9 Things I Hate About People......
1. People who point at their wrist while asking
>for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where on earth isyours? Do I
> point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
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> 2 People who are willing to search the entire
> room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
> channel manually.
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> 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your
> cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it too !!!
4 When people say 'it's always the last place
> you look'. Of course it is. Why on earth would you keep looking after you've
> found it? Y Do people do this?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did
> you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the
> stupid floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'....
> Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which
> is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
> improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
>8 When people say 'life is short'. What the
> goodness gracious?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do
> that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone
> asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?
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