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1. bammitsvien
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 12:42pm UTC
   HA.
   I actually thought you cared about me.
   My bad.
   
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2. xoalicecullenxo
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 3:47pm UTC
   Being Full
   when your food arrives in a restaurant
   because you ate too much bread
   
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3. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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4. taytayx311
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 9:10pm UTC
   Would n't it be so cool if life had notifications like
   ONE NEW NOTIFICATION
   Your boyfriend is about to cheat on you.
   l n m f
   
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5. erikaajaguarr96
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 3:27pm UTC
   who else thinks it's cute
   when a guy texts you good morning? ♥
   
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6. liljjx0
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 5:04pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. liljjx0
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 2:06pm UTC
   JERSEY SHORE QUOTES #5
   Mike: "Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives.
   The Situation is taking over the Italian nation."
   ♥ ♥ ♥
   
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8. cecsoccer22
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 7:25pm UTC
   &We Should Sue Disney
   FOR MAKING EVERY LITTLE GIRL BELIEVE THEY HAVE A PRICE CHARMING
   ♥♥♥
   
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9. haappykaayytee8
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 5:01pm UTC
   She straightens her hair,
   puts on her eyeliner, glosses her lips,
   & takes one last look in the mirror
   all for the boy who will
   n e v e r c a r e .
   ♥
   
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10. 555me555
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    Dear Lady in Front of me with 6 screaming kids all under the age of 9,
    You see that box of condoms that magically appeared in your shopping cart? You're welcome.
    Sincerely,
    A good samaratin.
    (c) dear blank, please blank
    
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11. chocolatechipcookies07
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    SO the witty girls decided....that onJAN 16 2012 ALL WITTY GIRLS WILL WEAR A SHIRT , THAT SAYS "ANOTHER WITTY GIRL" so we can see how many witty girls are out there.you can, WRITE IT. ON A WHITE SHIRT.BUT PLEASE ALL WITTY GIRLS DO IT. AND FAVORITE THIS QUOTE SO WE SPREAD THE WORD.comment for any other info.
    
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12. LiesOfTheBeautifulPeople
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    he was a boy ♥ ♥ ♥ she was a girl
    can i make it any more obvious?
    
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13. kiamazdaa
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    Our parents should of told us the same thing about love stories as they did about scary movies..
    Don't worry honey,
    its not real.♥
    
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14. liljjx0
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    JERSEY SHORE QUOTES #13
    Pauly: "Good morning, Vincent. Good morning, Vincent's beard."
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    
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15. XO_Live_Laugh_Love_OX
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Wanna see a magic trick ?
    Sure (:
    POOF ! you're single .
    Wanna hear a joke ?
    Sure .... ?
    Our Relationship . nmf
    
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16. Sunshine1995
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Sending girl a text
    that says
    good morning beautiful ♥
    can change her attitude for the whole day.
    
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17. st_stories
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    Hobknocker :
    one who masturbates in public bathrooms.
    thanks iCarly.
    
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18. MZWANDY
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    DEAR PHONE..
    i DO NOT LiKE THiS GAME OF
    HiDE && SEEK
    -_-
    
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19. xKatelinx55
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when your teacher announces she's pregnant and you realize she has a life outside of school.
    
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20. st_stories
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 11:51am UTC
    You can't have a man
    look at you for 5 seconds
    without you being insecure... ♥
    
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