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theresad518

1. theresad518
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   June 12, 2012 10:29am UTC
   Well people probably won't read this but <3 this to wish me luck on my final :D
   Much love,Theresa Marie
   
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2. theresad518
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   May 16, 2012 10:28am UTC
   Hai witters , Its my pops birfday can he get at least 42 faves :D
   
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3. theresad518
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   May 16, 2012 10:06am UTC
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4. theresad518
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   March 30, 2012 12:21pm UTC
   hey i just met you and this is crazy but heres my number so call me maybe ;*
   
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5. theresad518
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   March 30, 2012 12:16pm UTC
   when someone is dating the guy you like.................you want to kill them
   
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6. theresad518
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   March 30, 2012 12:10pm UTC
   Sexy
   With
   A bit of
   Gangster
   
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7. theresad518
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   March 30, 2012 8:15am UTC
   i hate when i am in class and my belly talks XD
   
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8. theresad518
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   March 30, 2012 8:13am UTC
   fav.
   if you have to fart :)
   
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9. theresad518
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   March 30, 2012 8:09am UTC
   fav. if you have to fart :)
   
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10. theresad518
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    March 30, 2012 8:02am UTC
    your so cool
    your shoes are out of style
    d(*-*)b
    
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11. theresad518
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    March 29, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    When i walk out the shop
    this is what i see
    Katniss everdeen is looking at me
    I got a loaf in my hand and i aint afaid to throw it throw throw it
    I am peeta and i know it <3
    
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12. theresad518
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    March 16, 2012 8:13am UTC
    CLEVERBOT
    ME:are you gay
    USER: i dont know what ga is.
    ME: GAY
    USER: i have a boyfriend too
    ME: lololololol
    
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13. theresad518
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    March 12, 2012 8:05am UTC
    stop the microwave when there is 0:01 left...
    
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14. theresad518
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    March 12, 2012 8:02am UTC
    *Everyone shut up*
    answer phone!!!
    haaiii mommy
    
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15. theresad518
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    December 21, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    when you stop the microwave when it allow has 1 sec. left
    
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16. theresad518
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    December 21, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    COOL
    STORY
    BRO,
    TELL THAT TO YOUR GRANDMA ;)
    
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17. theresad518
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    December 21, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    your lips on my lips that a merry merry christmas :*
    
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18. theresad518
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    December 21, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    GETTING ALITTLE TIPSEY<-------I THINK I SPELLED IT RIGHT HAHA
    
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19. theresad518
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    December 21, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    Cream cheese and a bagle
    Have a glass of milk and an ego
    I'm rockin pjs and no shirt
    I smoke weed eat yogurt :)
    
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20. theresad518
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    December 21, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    Smile for all them hateers:)
    
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