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Member Since: 13 Nov 2011 05:45pm

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I joke around waaay to much, it get's me in trouble alot. I know how to have fun, without drugs. I have goals set for life, i wanna go to collage, i'm not exactly sure for what yet, i'm just a teenage my mind keeps changing, i wanna marry the one i love, then have two kids to him. I'll try anything once and a second time if i like it. Don't lie to me, then we probly won't have any problems. Don't walk into my life if you plan on walking right back out. I get upset over the dumbest things. I keep promises. I hold on to everything that should be forgotten and i believe alot more then i really should. Don't try to tell me i wont understand, and dont underestimate me, i guarentee ill prove you wrong. i keep my feelings to myself, & people are always telling me im to hard on myself. I made alot of mistakes in life and i'm more then sure there's more to come. I won't change for anyone, so this is me.. take it or leave it.

therealjesus
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 4:29am UTC

I need witty friends!

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therealjesus
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 7:17pm UTC

alright, so i doubt anyone will see this, and or if they do they'll ignore it.
but seriously, i need witty friends,
and i need help with a "boy problem"
k so, this kid he comes to my house all the time, and everytime we look at each other, we stare for a few seconds, and then smile, hes really cute too, him and my mom joke around about me and him getting married, but sometimes he goes farther then my mom does, and keeps going with the joke, im seriously starting to like him, how can i tell? every moment im about him i smile.. but two big problems, one: i doubt he likes me , i mean i dont know, im shy with that stuff, and two: hes one of my brothers bestfriends..
errgg, what should i do?!

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therealjesus
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Fade Away
I want us to start like all fairytales do,
like the i love you and you love me too..
Oh the feelings I get when i'm by you,
I can't tell if they are honest & true.
I smile at every word you say,
even if its something as simple as "hey"
we could be the couple that has everyone talking,
i dont understand why it would be so shocking,
i know this mushy gushy stuff just isnt your thing,
but baby i wanna be your princesess and you be my king.
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I made this, it isnt good, but PLEASE no hate comments.
Thankkk yaaaaa. (:

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therealjesus
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 10:49pm UTC

God made Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve.
P.S nothing against gay people just a jokee. :)

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therealjesus
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 11:34pm UTC

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

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therealjesus
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 11:33pm UTC

I'd rather have a life of "Oh wells" than a life of "What ifs".

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therealjesus
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 9:56pm UTC

Treat me like a joke,
&i'll leave you.. like it's funny.
(: