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  1. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN...
    Bruno Mars gets kicked out of the military because he liked to catch the grenades

  2. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Is it me
    Or arent super bowl commercials
    the best
    :)

  3. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    You never realise the mistak in sentnce
    Did you??

  4. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    i like my
    meat
    the way i like my men
    RARE

  5. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Put your bestfriends before boyfriends: boyfriends are temporary and bestfriends are forever

  6. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Follow for a Follow
    <3

  7. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    you know i love you right
    no you dont
    Yeah i do thats why i would die on temple run for you

  8. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Your ABCDEFGHIJK
    A- Adorable B- Beautiful C- cute D-daring E- extrodinary
    F- fabulous G- gorgeous H- hot
    AND THE IJK STANDS FOR IM JUST KIDDING
    nmf

  9. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    when you hold on
    for so long, you start to forget why you had a hard time letting go in the first place

  10. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 4:49pm UTC
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    Imagine
    what if you accidently dialed the wrong number and this was what happened
    hello mom?/
    no this is lady ga ga♥
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    jayciecutie01's format

  11. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    "I had a dream about you"
    " Really?!"
    " Yeah you died"

  12. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    That awkward moment between your birth and your death.
    :)

  13. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you go into the closet looking for narnia and come out into monsters.inc
    :)

  14. thenorthface thenorthface
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    I wish we could Google how a certain person feels about us.......

:)

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