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Maz117
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 6:48pm UTC

We all have that one friend
who needs to learn how to
WHISPER
format by julietechoecho

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SweatBandit
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 11:32am UTC

And who else remembers "Rejected! rejected! yeah you just got rejected! r-e, j-e, c-t-e-d - rejected!" From zoey101?

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Kirbster
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 2:47pm UTC

him: Hey, I just met you
me:
him: and you're a lady
me:
him: but there's a kitchen
me:
him: so sandwich, maybe?
me:
him:
me:
him:
me: no wonder you don't have a girlfriend
nmf

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 5:49pm UTC

click to see this quote

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JerseyGurrl
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 2:38pm UTC

Admit it, you don't text
your crush first because
your afraid of
being annoying.

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Whoever came up with 'Kidz Bop',
should be punched in the face...repeatedly♥
nmf

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ominodlovesskittles
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help. Sincerely, Social Student

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maek610
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 3:19pm UTC

-*Sees Spider Lurking In Room*-
"psh who needs sleep..."

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xotaracarr*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 3:38pm UTC

When someone tells you
about their problems, it doesn't always mean
they're complaining, it means
that they trust you ♥

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NosePicker
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 11:35am UTC

.
Hey, i'm Melody.
I'm new to Witty
Wanna show me around?

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TheNamesKara
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 11:14am UTC

we're all the same.♥

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 12:37pm UTC

b
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ifunny.
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YOSO: You Only Sting Once.Format by Breeze

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TheNamesKara
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 11:20am UTC

My mom always told me not to talk to strangers.... && Then I thought, well how the heck do I get friends?
Mind=Blown♥

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TheNamesKara
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 10:55am UTC

All those fairytales are full of it,
One more stupid love song i'll be sick.♥
- Maroon5.

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TheNamesKara
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 11:13am UTC

My brain-
5%- Names
3%- Phone numbers
2%- Stuff I should know for school
90%- Song lyrics♥
nmq.

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TheNamesKara
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 11:24am UTC

You don't need a man to be happy.♥

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:35pm UTC

My dad is suffering from cancer.
So damn straight if you post a status saying.
"My parents took my phone. I hate them."
I'm going to comment.
Then I'm going to post a status.
How can you sit there and hate your parents.
When I'm sitting here wondering if one of my parents will be alive tomorrow?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 7:26pm UTC

❀
Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of.
Y o u ' r e l i k e a u n i c o r n .
format by jimmy365

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 4:17pm UTC

you pretend it doesn't bother you,
but you just want to explode.
format by jimmy365

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Those scenarios you make up;
in your head when you start to like someone.

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