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thedoglover2000

1. thedoglover2000
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2012 5:21pm UTC
   Only Rainbows After Rain
   The Sun Will Always Shine Again...
   
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2. thedoglover2000
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 7:22pm UTC
   OMFG!
   Teacher: Why do I hear people talking?
   Me (thinking): because you have ears -.-
   
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3. thedoglover2000
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 7:18pm UTC
   Im Not Clumsy
   It's just that the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall ALWAYS gets in the way
   
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4. thedoglover2000
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 6:43pm UTC
   MILKSHAKE
   MAKE MILKSHAKES, THEY SAY IF YOU DO ALL THE BOYS WILL COME TO YOUR YARD
   
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5. thedoglover2000
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 6:38pm UTC
   *BABY ON BOARD*
   OH REALLY? OK I WAS GOING TO RAM INTO THE BACK OF YOUR CAR, BUT NOW I WON'T
   
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6. thedoglover2000
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 6:36pm UTC
   i Hate it when im eating
   cereal and the last 3 pieces
   are like "CATCH ME IF YOU
   CAN BYOTCH!"
   
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7. thedoglover2000
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   I love how in scary movies
   ---------- the person .----------
   yells out "hello?" as if the
   ---------- Killer is gonna be---------
   like "ya im in the kitchen, want a sandwich?
   
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8. thedoglover2000
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 6:26pm UTC
   ♥♥♥♥♥♥
   Haters
   Gonna
   Hate
   nmf♥♥♥♥♥♥
   
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9. thedoglover2000
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 6:11pm UTC
   You're not scared of the dark
   You'r scared of what's in it
   You're not afraid of heights
   You're afraid of falling
   You're not afraid of the people around you
   You're just afraid of rejection
   You're not afraid to love
   You're just afraid of not being loved back
   You're not afraid to let go
   You're just afraid to accept the reality that he's gone
   You're not afraid to try again
   You're just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason
   
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10. thedoglover2000
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 9:45am UTC
    Dear people of witty...
    Stop with the quotes
    that are telling other people
    to stop making quotes about something that might annoy you.
    
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11. thedoglover2000
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you
    say "AWKWARD" and your friend
    says how was that awkward, and ur just like AKWWARD LOL! and ur friend is like -_-
    
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12. thedoglover2000
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Your mama is so STUPID
    She tried to play "got your nose" with Lord Voldemort
    
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13. thedoglover2000
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    I miss you...
    I miss the fact that you didn't care about stuff i said, i miss the fact that you were helping me with
    my visions, i miss the fact that you were supportive, i miss the fact that you never ignored me, i miss the fact that you would let me come within a yard of you, i miss.....now you care about everything i say, and you judge me, you dont care about my visions one bit, you aren't supportive it all, you may say it, but you dont mean it, now you ignore me when i try to talk to you and when i call you, now you wont even let me within 5 feet of you, what have you become? i will tell you, you hang out with your other friends more now more than you do with me, they are changing you, i know you guys
    talk about me behind my back, i know you all judge me, i know you all spread gossip about me, i know that you think i am the weirdest person on the face of the earth, i truly miss you the true you, now you are a monster, a beast, a fiend, you are a devil, you have let this stuff inside of you, ur a wretch, you have let a demon inside of you, you are a wild beast now, you dont believe a word i say, you think i tell a lie, i tell none, u think i am deranged, but im not, u r, you think i am some messed up person, you are, what you are doing is messed up, i know you heard me in the gym locker room, if you dont shape up soon, u might gain an enemy, you doubt this, but i have willpower,
    strong willpower, willpower so strong it is almost inconceivable, but when i am fired up, i have much great strength that you would never see usually, you may think i am absolutely insane when i say this, but i am a warrior, i will not stop fighting, i wont stop after death, i am the type that will wear one down until they can no longer take it
    
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14. thedoglover2000
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Im sorry that people
    are so jealous of me
    But I can't help it that im popular
    -- Mean girls
    - Made by McFly
    
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15. thedoglover2000
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    If you're from Africa, why are you white?
    Oh my gosh Karen! You can't just ask people why they are white
    -- Mean girls
    
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16. thedoglover2000
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:45pm UTC
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17. thedoglover2000
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
    Dad, mom, stop fighting
    If you don't, I promise you
    I will leave this earth
    And you will never
    See me
    Again
    -- Your daughter who you are about to lose
    ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
    
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18. thedoglover2000
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    I am always there for you
    But
    The day that I really need you
    Sadly
    You are not there
    Someday, you will need me
    But I ay you'll want me
    But i won't be there for you
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    ♥
    ♥
    ♥
    ♥
    
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19. thedoglover2000
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    Well SORRY for telling
    The truth, but as you get older
    The truth is going to hurt...
    
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20. thedoglover2000
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    ... What Makes Us Girls ...
    1. We all clearly push doors that say "pull"
    2. We laugh harder when we try to explain why we were laughing in the first place
    3. We can all walk into a room and completely forget what we are there for
    5. You count on your fingers in Math class
    6. We try to accomplish things while time is running on a microwave
    7. You say "it's a long story" or "you wouldn't understand" when you try to get out of talking to someone
    8. I skipped the #4 reason, and you didn't even notice
    9. You just scrolled up to see if I was telling the truth
    10. Now you're laughing because that's exactally what you did
    So yes... we are all girls... and that will never change
    
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