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  1. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    -Me
    ***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

  2. xolaneycullenox xolaneycullenox
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
    my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
    my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
    my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
    my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
    my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
    No Matter What
    ---
    ALL MINE! NO JOCKING!! i reaaaaaalllllly like this! hehe<3

  3. OceanWavesxx OceanWavesxx
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    May 2, 2009 3:41pm UTC
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  4. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
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    July 6, 2009 7:39pm UTC
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  5. x3_never_let_go x3_never_let_go
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    HEY 90'S KIDS;
    Remember when..
    Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
    Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
    Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
    "Talk to the hand" said it all?
    The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
    Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
    Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
    Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
    When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
    All movies came out on VHS?
    The Rugrats were still babies?
    Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
    You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
    Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
    You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
    Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
    FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

  6. oOyouranythingOo oOyouranythingOo
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:24pm UTC
    nevergrowup.♥

  7. HelloSeattle HelloSeattle
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC
    a blind man
    walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
    l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
    -- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
    deaf woman
    walked passed the blind man, she could
    h e a r h e r h e a r t
    pounding in her chest.
    ** All mine **

  8. xoBROKENhearted xoBROKENhearted
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 5:54pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. emilyonacloud emilyonacloud
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2010 2:35am UTC
    hi, i'm a teenage girl.
    i have good days and bad days, & sometimes take it out on others;
    when my ipod is blasting, the rest of world gets tuned outtt
    there's a boy that i can't seem to stop thinking about.
    [ he's the reason i look forward to school everyday ]
    i can't go one day without saying or doing something silly
    i truly don't know what i'd do without my friends. ~
    [ they know to make me happy and always here for me ]
    i can be stubborn, bitchy, and a little clueless at times
    & sometimes, in one day, dozens of things go wrong... ♥
    ////// but when i take a step back and look at things clearly,
    i realize how much i truly appreciate life, with every imperfection
    i know that i'm still young, i know i have a lot to learn <<
    »» and, i don't want to grow up too fast. (:

  11. r0ckclimb3r r0ckclimb3r
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    >>I Can't Wait Until I'm 18<<
    [because i'll finally be able to call & order from commercials.]
    (:

  12. I_JOCK_YOU_ALRIGHT I_JOCK_YOU_ALRIGHT
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2010 11:04pm UTC
    You're . . . what?
    Twelve? Thirteen? In middle school, right?
    Don't try to grow up so fast.
    You don't need a (r e l a t i o n s h i p)
    [You'll find real love when you're older]
    You don't need pounds of make-up.
    [Your skin is fine; you're pretty anyway]
    You don't need to buy designer items.
    [You'll outgrow them soon enough]
    You don't need to wear slutty clothing.
    [You're not even "fully-developed" yet]
    You don't need to drink or do drugs.
    [The "cool" kids will lose y e a r s of their short lives]
    You don't need to be popular.
    [Popularity doesn't mean a n y t h i n g in real life.]
    You're x young.
    don'twasteyouryouth
    [ t r y i n g t o b e o l d e r ]
    It's not as glamorous as it seems and
    you'll end up regretting it.

  13. maggie_fressh maggie_fressh
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2010 11:11am UTC
    I wanna be pretty.
    not just cute,
    but neck-turning,
    jaw-dropping,
    twelve glances to make sure it's real
    [intimidating]
    kind of
    BEAUTIFUL
    I wanna be
    downright
    drop dead
    GORGEOUS♥

  14. dreamaboutedward dreamaboutedward
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    February 19, 2010 11:54pm UTC
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  15. marissarosexx3 marissarosexx3
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 10:26pm UTC
    yeah,
    she could live without you.
    But the problem is, she doesn't
    ///////♥ want to

  16. Bexgrl6210 Bexgrl6210
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    February 26, 2010 12:31pm UTC
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  17. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 7:10pm UTC
    And don't you just hate..,,,
    it when people pretend to know a song and they mess up the lyrics?

  18. HopeOnTheHorizon_x HopeOnTheHorizon_x
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 5:23pm UTC
    What the hell?
    Kid, you're thirteen years old. Stop trying to fall in love
    and go eat a lollipop or something.

  19. woahitssteex3 woahitssteex3
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2010 12:03am UTC
    why do girls eat chocolate after breaking up?
    [because the sweetness of the chocolate makes them forget about the bitterness of the break-up]
    why do boys drink beer after breaking up?
    [because the bitterness of the beer makes them forget about the sweetness of the girl]

  20. x3jess26xo x3jess26xo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2010 5:42pm UTC
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