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thelyonking
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September 14, 2011 11:30am UTC

There was a girl who had just gotten a new puppy.
One day she got out of the shower then went into bed, and heard a dripping so she went and made sure it was off. Then came back stuck her hand under the bed and the dog licked it and layed down.
Then she heard the dripping again, she went to check and turned off the sink, came back stuck her hand under the bed, the dog licked it and went into bed.
THEN she heard it again, she went outside and turned off the main water supply, came inside stuck her hand under the bed and the dog licked it and she went into bed.
She heard it again, this time she located it, and it was coming from the closet where she saw her dog hanging upside down with his head cut off. With a note written in blood saying...
"Humans lick too."
Press the fav button if you're scared shitless.

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EllieB123
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September 14, 2011 1:42pm UTC

Confession #1
i really like this guy,
who really likes my friend.
She doesn't like him back.
I wish I was there, but she couldn't want out more.
i only got 2 faves on the first quote so i can only make two confessions. :(
Could you fave this for me. I want to make more.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3822042
nmf

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kitty4444
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September 14, 2011 1:45pm UTC

Swimming tryouts in a hour!!
wish me luck !! :)

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hellosunshine_x
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September 14, 2011 1:45pm UTC

Dear new generation,
The Lion King was during our generation. Just because it coming out in 3D doesn't make it yours.
Sincerely, 90s kids

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loveyouu143
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September 13, 2011 3:12pm UTC

I'm the girl,
You're the boy.
You text me first or we don't talk today...

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angelaa_mariee
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September 13, 2011 3:16pm UTC

someone said to me..
"you're too pretty to be single"
& i said..
"no, I'm too pretty to be lied to, cheated on, and played with."

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Enchanted777
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September 13, 2011 1:13pm UTC

He's the boy
I want to get stuck on top of the ferris wheel with. ♥

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xdanielle3
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September 13, 2011 4:40pm UTC

That onefriend
you can't stand to be around
when there is a guy present.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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somebodytolove18
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September 13, 2011 9:14pm UTC

I never knew Adele was british
JUST ME?

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Rachel*
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September 12, 2011 5:08pm UTC

Even when I have absolutely
nothing to do,
I still don't do my homework.

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Mollyyy
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September 12, 2011 4:45pm UTC

In 1,000,000 years,
archeologists will find tanning beds and think
we fried people as a punishment.

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xLoveIsntDeadYetx
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September 11, 2011 4:42pm UTC

Never Shout Never♥

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flawsarebeauty
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September 12, 2011 7:49pm UTC

I like how adding a celebrities name to the end of a quote, ends up getting you on the Top Quotes
-Barack Obama

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kaylanicolexoxo
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September 12, 2011 7:48pm UTC

Sunglasses;
they allow you to stare at people without being caught.♥

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priscillanicolejones
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September 11, 2011 8:18pm UTC

I'm So cool, ice asked me some pointers.

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Together4ever
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September 11, 2011 8:18pm UTC

admit it
you're waiting for something that won't happen

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katie2411
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September 11, 2011 8:18pm UTC

Girls are like crayons. The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used/passed around the most. The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don’t see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them. They just have to wait until someone comes along who is smart enough to use a
black piece of paper.

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