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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 2280914
the lyrics are actually:
they say that true love hurts
well this could almost kill me
young love murdered
that is what this must be
i would give it all to not be sleeping alone.
the life is fading from me while
you watch my heart bleed
...
it was a past life, a beautiful time
drunk offa nothing but each other til the sunrise
i would give it all to not be sleeping alone.
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 2270798
yeah, the person under me is right. Jesus was not born during winter, he was born in June. but i mean congrats anyway.
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 2229707
yeah it's called a whirlpool...
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 2180628
it's spelled serial, not cereal. i know it's a joke but it's the pronunciation that's funny, not the spelling.
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 2105928
OH MY GOD I'M SO TIRED OF POSTS LIKE THIS. THE HEART IS *NOT* THE STRONGEST MUSCLE IN THE BODY. THE TONGUE IS. GET IT RIGHT.
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 2051986
ummmmm yeah this is not true at all.
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 2053336
can i be the first to say that this is utter bullshit? that would be impossible to prove, and it's simply NOT TRUE. please don't post crap like this.
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 2015360
HAHAHHAH "TITTLE" niceeee XD
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 2015393
also, Kelly Clarkson has "My December".
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 1981575
credit to peaceinpieces, i believe. let's not be jockers :D
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 1966624
FORMAT CREDIT TO TEXASKANGAROO. IT IS NOT THAT HARD, PEOPLE.
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 1965534
this is SO OLD and there are like a million of them on here. WE GET IT, IT'S "CLEVER" NOW THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE!
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 1950711
by facebook status i meant relationship status... not that hard to see when it changes :)
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 1933545
do NOT use the word "" when insulting someone. there is NOTHING WRONG WITH HOMOSEXUALITY. please, don't spread the ignorance.
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 1931913
CREDIT TO TEXASKANGAROO. this is my format.
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 1925006
...really? this is sad.
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 1923134
two quotes on the first page! dayummmm :O go me!
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 1924644
sgirlpurple8: HA i had a BJ in my third grade class! of course we didn't get it back then, but sometimes i still wonder how ol' BJ's doing...

its_a_simple_plan_x3: :)
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 1921708
i know this is a joke, but my sister has autism and people sometimes make her say things (like "i'm so retarded") because she doesn't know any better. then they laugh at her.

my sister cries every night because of this. please, even jokingly, don't use "retarded" as an insult.
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texaskangaroo · 1 decade ago on quote 1921343
format credit to texaskangaroo. it's not that hard, people.

i like the words though :) so true...
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:)

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