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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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March 16, 2013 12:54pm UTC
I'm so awkward...
Him: I love you
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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March 17, 2013 11:32am UTC
*me late at night*
me: i'm going to start going to the gym
me: i'm going to start eating a balanced diet
me: i'm going be more sociable and try harder to make plans
me: i'm going to be a doctor
me: i'm going to invent the cure for cancer
*me in the morning*
me: i cant
me: get
me: out
me: of
me: bed hELp!

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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April 11, 2013 11:51am UTC
Teacher: Yeah, just give me your email and I'll send you the assignment.
Me: sexwithzayn69@hotmail.com
Teacher: ...

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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April 11, 2013 11:54am UTC
What if Harry waited another year?
What if Liam made it the first time?
What if Katy said no to Niall?
What if Zayn gaved up at the bootcamp?
What if Louis didn't get through?

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