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  1. BumbleeBee123 BumbleeBee123
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 10:50pm UTC
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  2. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 12:48am UTC
    º
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    My heart's a stereo
    I t b e a t s f o r y o u, s o l i s t e n c l o s e
    HEAR MY THOUGHTS IN EVERY NOTE
    M a k e m e y o u r r a d i o |||||||||||||||||||||
    TURN ME UP WHEN YOU FEEL LOW
    ||| This ||| melody ||| was |||
    MEANTFORYOU.

  3. RawrSmiles RawrSmiles
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    I always want to say
    COME AT ME BRO ! but really... i get
    scared that they really would...

    mine-rawrsmiles

  4. MissCaitlin MissCaitlin
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Carly; we've never cancelled a show before,and my dad's watching live for the first time.
    Gibby; i thought spencer was your dad?
    Oh Gibby.

  5. ballerxforxlifex3 ballerxforxlifex3
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    autocorrect can kiss my
    ask

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. Imabadbitch Imabadbitch
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    I wish...
    I wish i was the gorgeous friend.
    I wish i was pretty
    I wish when i look in the mirror i don't break down
    I wish i wasn't so insecure
    I wish i was anyone else except myself
    I wish that i didn't feel like i wasn't good enough for you
    Because of my looks
    I wish i didn't hate on myself so damn much

  7. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    Who says nothing
    is impossible.
    I've been doing nothing for years.

  8. Jorga13 Jorga13
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    ...back when i was little,
    the only person to be jealous of was
    that b**ch who always got to stand
    at the front of the line...

  9. iceskatinggurl18 iceskatinggurl18
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:50am UTC
    YO Hurricane Irene,
    i know your trying to wipe out New York and all
    and imma let chu finish but...
    KATRINA WAS ONE OF THE BEST HURRICANES
    OF ALL TIME.
    Kanye West.

  10. compooterz compooterz
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Mirror: She looks so good !
    Camera: I beg to differ...
    nmq .

  11. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    You can spend
    minutes, hours, days,
    weeks even months
    over analyizing a situation;
    trying to put all the pieces back together,
    Justifying what could have happened,
    OR,
    you can leave the pieces on the floor,
    and move on ♥

  12. juliarose193 juliarose193
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    Fave
    if you're getting hit by
    hurricane Irene. [like me]
    *God Bless you & Stay safe!*

  13. Gigitm101 Gigitm101
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    facebook
    wasting peoples life since 2004

  14. YourParents YourParents
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 12:40am UTC
    You're as useless
    As the 'H' in john.

  15. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    I wonder how many
    notifications Steve gets.

  16. Eminemx3 Eminemx3
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    the horrible feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you find out he doesnt care anymore</3.

  17. Lexiii3 Lexiii3
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 3:57am UTC
    So I was on youtube today
    and everyone was talking about this
    "Most sickening video ever" So being the curious,
    B*stard I am, I clicked on the link to the
    video.
    And what I saw was so sick and disgusting.
    It was a group of teens having a laugh while they
    were burining an innocent puppy.
    I've never cried so much in my life. It was that
    depressing.
    Rest in peace little Puppy.
    This is not for favs. {♥} I'm being completely honest

  18. Guardchica06 Guardchica06
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    I was at my boyfriends house the other day,
    and he thought i fell asleep on his couch. He leaned down and kissed me to get me to wake up. I sat up and he said, "I can't wait til I get to wake up to like that everyday."
    His LGMH

  19. YourParents YourParents
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    Cupid bro,
    We gotta talk about your aim man.
    taylor swift.
    sparks fly.
    nmf.
    :3

  20. Ally5913 Ally5913
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    When your gum flavor lasts longer than two people's relationship

    *nmf*y format.

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