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Hey Gorgeous !

The names would be Alexis and the age would be sixteeen .

I have the most amazing friends , but they don't have witty ):

I'm buggin' them to make one ;D

♥

YourParents
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November 30, 2011 2:02am UTC

Saying,
"I'm nearly there"
when you haven't even left the house..

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YourParents
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September 2, 2011 7:37am UTC

DTC =
Down to cuddle
<3

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YourParents
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August 30, 2011 5:02am UTC

Me; reasons why blodes are smart.
hannah; Dude, you spelt *blondes wrong.
LOL, NOT COOL ;L

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August 29, 2011 12:14am UTC

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YourParents
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August 28, 2011 3:16am UTC

The awkward moment when;
you take over 5O photos of yourself and they all suck.
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YourParents
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August 28, 2011 1:03am UTC

A random stranger starts following you
Real life : Um ? :|
Witty : WHOOP ! ;D
nmf

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YourParents
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August 28, 2011 12:58am UTC

Wouldn't it be ironic;
If you choked on lifesaver ;D ♥

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YourParents
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August 28, 2011 12:54am UTC

Whenever it's Friday,
I always think of the song 'Friday' ♥

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YourParents
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August 28, 2011 12:49am UTC

I'm tired and sleepy but when i get into bed my bodies like,
"JUST KIDING"

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YourParents
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August 28, 2011 12:45am UTC

I STILL don't understand
How they got 'Dick' from 'Richard'.

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YourParents
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August 28, 2011 12:40am UTC

You're as useless
As the 'H' in john.
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August 28, 2011 12:25am UTC

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YourParents
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August 28, 2011 12:17am UTC

I tend to say
" I don't know"
when I'm just to lazy
to think.
anyone else?

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August 28, 2011 12:00am UTC

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YourParents
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August 27, 2011 11:55pm UTC

Cupid bro,
We gotta talk about your aim man.
taylor swift.
sparks fly.
nmf.
:3

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YourParents
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August 27, 2011 6:39am UTC

Roar
I'm a cat.

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YourParents
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August 27, 2011 6:18am UTC

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YourParents
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August 27, 2011 5:48am UTC

I want a witty bestfriend D;
any takers?
(:

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YourParents
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August 27, 2011 5:44am UTC

Don't call me a bxtch,
Bxtch.
taylor swift.
sparks fly.
nmf.
:3

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YourParents
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August 27, 2011 4:28am UTC

Does anyone
else,
Hate how their voice
Sounds on recordings?

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