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  1. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 12:19am UTC
    Everyone wants happiness,
    No one wants pain...
    But you can't have a rainbow
    Without a little rain♥

  2. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 12:11am UTC
    They don't see the
    tears I cried
    the fears I hide..

  3. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    2010: You're only cool if you have sillybands
    2011: Planking is boss
    2012: Hey, Let's all choke on cinnamon!

  4. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Don't fall in love
    Fall off a bridge,
    It hurts less.♥

  5. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    I'm tired of trying, tired of rejection, humiliation...
    So I'v decided to give up. It's much easier that way, less painful too...

  6. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Just once,
    I'd like to wake up, fully rested, and be
    staring into Niall Horan's beautiful
    blue eyes...
    Is that too much
    to ask for? ♥

  7. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    School: 2+2=4
    Homework: 2+4+2=8
    Exam: Louis has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early... Calculate the mass of the sun.

  8. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    I gave you my all, but I guess it wasn't enough...

  9. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Promise me you won't love any other girl.
    Sorry, I can't
    So there's another girl? -_-
    Yes. And she looks just like you but younger. And she will call you "mommy"! <3

  10. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    She wants to fall in love with you but she's afraid of getting hurt, afraid of lies, and afraid that the past will come back, and she'll end up with only tears in her eyes ♥

  11. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    If a girl is silent, she's either:
    1. Over thinking
    2. Tired of waiting
    3. About to blow up
    4. Needs a hug
    5. Falling apart
    6. Crying inside
    7. All of the above

  12. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    He's for me
    And not for you
    So if by chance
    You take my place
    I'll take my fist
    And smash your face

  13. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    "In the dark recesses of the mind, a disease known as fear feasts upon the souls of those who cannot overcome its power..."

  14. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Don't Quit
    When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
    When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
    When funds are low and the debts are high,
    And you want to smile, but you have to sigh.
    When care is pressing you down a bit.
    Rest, if you must, but don't you quit.
    Life is weird with its twists and turns
    As every one of us sometimes learns.
    And many a failure turns about
    When he might have won had he stuck it out:
    Don't give up though the pace seems slow -
    You may succeed with another blow.
    Success is failure turned inside out -
    The silver tint of the clouds of doubt.
    And you never can tell how close you are.
    It may be near when it seems so far:
    So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit
    It's when things seem worst that you must not quit

  15. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  16. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment,
    when you're laughing so hard that no noise
    is coming out so you sit there clapping like a retarted seal...

  17. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    In case of fire read this message
    .....................................
    .....................................
    ........................…..........
    I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU ******* !!

  18. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Do not disturb, I am enough
    disturbed as it is . . .

  19. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    I keep telling myself I"m gonna start eating healthy,
    Then I'm like oh snap...is that cake?

  20. teamjacob131 teamjacob131
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    I didn't realize how much I loved him until he was standing there and he wasn't mine anymore ♥

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