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tcampbell005

1. tcampbell005
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 11:56pm UTC
   WHEN IM BORED
   I put fashion shows on for myself.
   Because let's face it I'm a gorgeous beast!
   
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2. tcampbell005
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   February 16, 2012 11:50pm UTC
   *low battery*
   *low battery*
   *low battery*
   Well apparently you
   have enough battery
   to remind me every
   2 frickin' seconds!
   Not my format
   
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3. tcampbell005
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   February 16, 2012 11:47pm UTC
   I wasn't that drunk.......
   Dude, you threw my parakeet at my piggy bank and screamed "ANGRY BIRDS!"
   
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4. tcampbell005
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   February 13, 2012 9:33pm UTC
   R.I.P Wittney Houston
   
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5. tcampbell005
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   February 13, 2012 9:24pm UTC
   Some of us were dropped as a baby.....
   But YOU were obviously thrown in a pit of vicious tigers, Kicked to the curb, set on fire, and drop kicked to China!
   
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6. tcampbell005
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   February 12, 2012 8:56pm UTC
   That "Aww Shiz" moment when you finish painting you're nails and you go to do something and you mess one up!
   
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7. tcampbell005
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   February 10, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   If I Woke Up From A Coma
   & Josh Hutcherson told me he was my husband, I wouldn't question it.
   
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8. tcampbell005
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   February 10, 2012 10:53pm UTC
   I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
   I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
   I don't think you're ready for this, __
   Cause my body's so | |
   BOOTYLICIOUS 0 o
   
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9. tcampbell005
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   February 10, 2012 10:33pm UTC
   (: Senior Bucket List :)
   1. Drink blue gatorade out of a windex bottle.
   2. Eat crushed oreos out of a flower pot.
   3. Learn how to surf in Navajo Lake.
   4. Learn how to do a bicycle kick.
   5. Dress up like Lady Gaga and walk around town.
   6. Start a flash mob consisting of 15 people.
   7. Glow in the dark soccer/ capture the flag with glow paint.
   8. Solve a rubics cube.
   9. Make a movie of secret agents for a whole day.
   10. Fry eggs and bacon on the sidewalk.
   11. Reach speeds of 15 mph
   12. Watch 10 movies in one day
   
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10. tcampbell005
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    February 6, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    Life without both parents is rough.
    Fav if you're parents are divorced.
    
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11. tcampbell005
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    February 6, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    That funny moment:
    When you just add a random quote so you can see that you got a notification.
    Anyone?
    
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12. tcampbell005
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    February 6, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Checking you're phone every minute to see if he texted back <3
    
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13. tcampbell005
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    February 6, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment:
    When you're mom tells you to be safe in the mall(and you think to you're self that that nothing will go wrong) and you walk in and someone is getting arrested.
    
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14. tcampbell005
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    February 6, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Blonde Car Accident
    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.This time the blonde laughed even harder.Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
    
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15. tcampbell005
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    February 6, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia.
    
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16. tcampbell005
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    February 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Without me, it's just aweso.
    
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17. tcampbell005
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    February 6, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    If Barbie is so popular.....
    Than why do you have to buy her friends?
    
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18. tcampbell005
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    February 6, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    *Pending Moderation*
    
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19. tcampbell005
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    January 24, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    *Let's End This Battle*
    *That Never Began*
    
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20. tcampbell005
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    January 19, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Impress God,
    Not The World
    
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