taylorr0824's Favorites

iloveeevee7
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 2:59pm UTC

that awkward moment;
when you realize your best friend's pet snail
only likes you because of the cookie in your pocket.♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 131 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

silje_x3
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:03pm UTC

Boy; Make a C with your right hand.
Girl; Okayy *Makes a C*
Boy; *Smiles and makes a C with his left hand, placing it beside the girls*
Girl; A heart?
Boy; No, my stomach, and it's emty. Make me a sandwich.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 103 points

crazzyyycourtneyx3
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:05pm UTC

does anyone elses cool socks rip
waayy faster than the stupidd ugly white ones?
the SSo

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 15 points

Quessa14
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:05pm UTC

Yep imma B I T C H :)
pretty damn proud too:)

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

Thetruthatlast_
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:05pm UTC

Friends are like condoms
They are there for protection when you need it

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

polkadotxoxo32
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:07pm UTC

That one
Really pretty girl
That you just want to draw all over her face;
with sharpie.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points

livelaughlove756
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:07pm UTC

3:00: Okay, I'm going to do
my homework at 5:00.
5:00: Eh...I'll do it at 6.
6:00: Okay, 7 for sure.
7:00: Okay. I'll do my
homework now, just give me
5 minutes.
11:00: Crap.
Not my format.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 535 points

MaydayParade97
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:09pm UTC

I love how we get a blizzard the day after Christmas..

👍 this is good · read the comments · 15 points

WritingSunshine5
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:10pm UTC

haha it's cute
how you think everyone likes you
Yeah too bad they all talk about you...

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

Peace1231
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:20pm UTC

There are five types of TV/movie watchers:
1. The Quiet One
2. The One Who Talks Throughout Whole Movie
3. The One Who States The Obvious
4. The Funny Line Repeater
5. The One Whose Seen it Before and Just Has To Tell Everyone The Ending
Fav if you are/know someone who is one of these.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 511 points

KallieMarieXoXo
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:22pm UTC

Cop:
Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?
Driver:
Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 181 points

KallieMarieXoXo
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:28pm UTC

If Snow White was so sweet and innocent, then WHY was she living alone with 7 little men who say "Hi Ho!"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 15 points

Matt_4567
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:30pm UTC

When teachers turn off the lights in the classroom to watch a boring movie,
It's pretty much giving kids permission to sleep

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 83 points

KallieMarieXoXo
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:34pm UTC

I just realized that
"Dammit Im Mad" backwards spells "Dammit Im Mad"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 15 points

MicaylaLovesFletcher
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:37pm UTC

McDonalds says "No shoes, No Shirts, No service" Does that mean I can walk in there without pants?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points

KallieMarieXoXo
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:38pm UTC

What To Do At stoplights
Green: Go.
Red: Stop.
Yellow:SPEED THE HELL UP BEFORE THE LIGHT TURNS RED!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 384 points

MLIEminem
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:40pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · read the comments · 20 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 20 points

OHxSnAp_tAyLoRsXoN
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:43pm UTC

That Akward moment
When Bruno Mars accidentally misses the grenade.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 206 points

Witty Profiles

taylorr0824